Scally Cap

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers, after they became cops. They're at a ball game. Skull is about to mustard his empty hot dog bun.

The heads of security at the Louvre:

The ethnostate shit is stating to sound more likely by the day.

My family has been very active in the Irish-American community my whole life, and almost all of them are center-right at best. I think they just like unification because they want maps to look cleaner. Or ethnostate shit.

Gotta get @robzacny.bsky.social to play this.

Gonna make a graph of rappers comparing their skills to their vibes and see if there's any kind of trend line.

If you have a bunch of dirty cash that you need to launder, use it to buy all of your food. Just chip away at it over time. The savings add up astonishingly quick, there's no vig, and the IRS will never get up your ass about a hot dog here or there. #LifeLessons

I'm glad Wayne Knight's still out here yukkin' it up for the common man.

For Christmas, my dad opening a present containing a box of 5.56 and a note that says "you're gonna need em".

Getting off of Facebook was such a cheat code for my mental health.

Why are his nuts so long?

God I hate being in the trades. If you are a teen, my career advice is that you should sell drugs.

First base gets a gun.

EMTs unloading a patient on a gurney off of a medevac helicopter

Three teenagers pushing a shopping cart with their gaming PC into Micro Center:

Starting a riot at Micro Center by loudly telling people "actually it's pronounced LIE-nux".

I'm sorry everyone but I can't keep pretending that Dragon Ball Super is good.

Honestly, I don't give a shit one way or another.

"I only joined the Hells Angels because I wanted some friends to go biking with. Just trust me that I never trafficked any cocaine."

This is my sleep paralysis demon.

Excuse me I'm so sorry I didn't realize you know ball.

Jet black, like Dracula Flow.

I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than some little weak ass protozoan.

National Guard units are paid by the State, and their commander-in-chief is the Governor. The President can activate them in a war, but it remains to be seen whether he can countermand the Governor's orders.

I just mixed up Bob Burnquist with Ryan Nyquist I'm so fucking stupid no wonder everyone hates me.

Da Kandahar poo pond, a 200-yard-wide, quadrisected lake of human shit.

Where else are you gonna send everyone's shit? Cleveland?

Scene from Disco Elysium. You just told Kim to give you his gun. Authority: Good. Now put it in your mouth. You: But I want to point it at *them*. Authority: *I want to point it at them*, phah! Quit your whining. *Everyone* knows how to do that! You're a special man. You're going to point it at *yourself*. Go ahead, show them. Only option: Put the barrel in your mouth.

Excuse you, the shit lake is on y'all Kandahar motherfuckers. We superior Bagram deployees merely had the horrific CIA torture prison, possibly explaining why Trump wants it back.

I like how he holds his wands by the scrotum.

End of Assassins Creed 1, you get out of the animus but your eagle eyes still work, and your prison is covered in arcane horseshit.

That modern day shit had me and my cousins hooked.

More Things Than Are Dreamt Of - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

We were playing Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland for the first time last night and I said "this is a real stone yeti, psychic cat, hawkman with a laser gun ass game".

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