Dear Oracle, will I regret bailing on you to go to NIN?
Other NIN fans asked if they'll see me tonight, in that intimate venue... of TD Garden.
But not a peep from Trent.
Jim guestlisted me, not a peep from other fans, in that stadium known as... the back room of the Burren.
Who is where?
13.02.2026 21:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just spent an hour trying to get through the phone lines to WGBH Culture Show episode about Groundhog Day and was roundly ignored.
Forward it to me at your peril.
28.01.2026 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No thanks, but can I applaud Carney again?
21.01.2026 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βWait, did all of us wear blood donor T-shirts today?β
Last holdout pulls up sweater, revealing a shirt that says βyouβre our typeβ
08.01.2026 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just about to get my schadenfreude on,
and,
wait, maybe I am in this circus...
and
I'm one of the monkeys?!?!?!?!
08.12.2025 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
OMG!
28.11.2025 02:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ugh. What a moe.-ron.
22.11.2025 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
On the commuter rail back from Ipswich Illuminations.
After Salem, the train βinexplicablyβ smells like beer farts.
Shocking, right?
*sigh*
18.10.2025 00:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Checks entire posting history in this accountβ¦
Have I really not posted about my fantasy of joining Yuletide solely to request Medford/Tufts?
04.10.2025 01:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you for your email. There is a temporary shutdown of the U.S. government due to a lapse in appropriations. I will respond to your message as soon as possible after the temporary shutdown ends. Please visit ED.gov for the latest information on the
Department's operational status.
Thank you.
Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of H.R. 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.
NEWβUS Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.
Version of original on left, updated on right:
02.10.2025 13:46 β π 5841 π 2710 π¬ 185 π 301
There are people who should be making atonement and asking for forgiveness today who absolutely will not and never will and who think that this deficit in their humanity is somehow a virtue.
01.10.2025 20:17 β π 1588 π 185 π¬ 26 π 7
Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?
01.10.2025 20:30 β π 23515 π 7998 π¬ 1712 π 581
STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that?
MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement
STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement
01.10.2025 12:22 β π 22140 π 6909 π¬ 1730 π 664
Swear her in.
01.10.2025 19:39 β π 29799 π 10445 π¬ 1137 π 605
01.10.2025 19:36 β π 996 π 345 π¬ 42 π 19
Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."
01.10.2025 18:17 β π 35980 π 12816 π¬ 1001 π 673
Subject: Planning for Potential Lapse in Funding
President Trump opposes a government shutdown, and strongly supports the enactment of H.R. 5371, which is a clean Continuing Resolution to fund the government through November 21, and already passed the U.S. House of Representatives. Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands. If Congressional Democrats maintain their current posture and refuse to pass a clean Continuing Resolution to keep the government funded before midnight on September 30, 2025, federal appropriated funding will lapse.
A funding lapse will result in certain government activities ceasing due to a lack of appropriated funding. In addition, designated pre-notified employees of this agency would be temporarily furloughed. P.L. 116-1 would apply.
The agency has contingency plans in place for executing an orderly shutdown of activities that would be affected by any lapse in appropriations forced by Congressional Democrats. Further Information about those plans will be distributed should a lapse occur.
BREAKING β Employees at multiple government agencies have received an email from their leadership with text clearly dictated by The White House regarding a potential government shutdown.
So far HHS, Interior, and Social Security have gotten this message, the text of which was shared with me:
30.09.2025 19:21 β π 978 π 332 π¬ 62 π 39
Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
01.10.2025 15:41 β π 18792 π 4270 π¬ 258 π 95
I am in this post and I don't like it
27.09.2025 13:20 β π 1173 π 110 π¬ 53 π 4
This only happens to you once
26.09.2025 19:39 β π 21661 π 4229 π¬ 348 π 181
Cuomo could never.
26.09.2025 13:31 β π 3095 π 938 π¬ 43 π 154
I would normally be horrified about someone releasing a video to talk about being indicted but this is pretty disciplined.
26.09.2025 00:28 β π 5504 π 774 π¬ 151 π 21
*chefβs kiss*
22.09.2025 15:28 β π 41 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0
Jimmy Kimmelβs Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday Night
Guess enough folks unsubscribed that the conglomeratI decided to honor the first amendment.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/b...
22.09.2025 20:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hugo does not live with me. I was invited to his human's "meet my new cat" party, and, other guests demanded I make him a sign.
16.09.2025 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
signs for the somerville cat election, particularly Hugo's Shepard Fairey inspired sign that just says "Meow"
It seems like all the coverage of the cat election carefully didn't show off the awesome sign I designed for Hugo. So, here's a picture of his sign.
16.09.2025 23:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
We can call Prep school!
02.09.2025 21:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you made this, can you add the cartoon of death with the claw machine?
02.09.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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