Michael

I'm going to pretend this post isn't about a video game, and that Paige just had an unfortunate fruit related accident that took the afternoon to clean up.

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN ORC CITY! START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER

Writing into the Wreck I, for one, never asked to live in a collapsing empire. The feeling of what you thought to be solid ground turning to a shower of scree under your feet, the...

i wrote about what it feels like to live in the collapse of the american empire

"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"

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Saw Sinners last night. Lots of cunnilingus in that movie. Think it's a psyop by Big Pussy to influence the masses. Fully support it.

Oh that Sluggo, what a card

Love the little heart on the pauldron! 💜

Baby class

Happy trans day of visibility! Please ensure you don't get caught when u be gay and do crime, as it will be seen today.

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

Mentally Unbalanced Man Still Waiting For The Right Trump Comment To Incite Him

Mentally Unbalanced Man Still Waiting For The Right Trump Comment To Incite Him
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hey girl i feel completely empty wanna put something inside me

Eating McDonalds at work under a sheet like it's Ortolan so they can't see i brought McNuggets. Don't want them to think I'm weird.

My cat Arthur curled up, taking a nap!

Arthur going for a snooze

Just went through the 12 items-or-less checkout line with 13 items #resist #civildisobedience

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Freshly painted Shatterpoint game miniatures from the "This is the Way" boxset, (left to right) Paz Vizla, The Armorer, and two Covert Mandalorians.

Finally got around to painting up some Mandalorians! It was a lot of fun, I enjoyed how they turned out. #shatterpoint #miniatures

If by "insatiable red hunger" you mean "red dye #40", then same.

Freshly painted Star Wars miniatures from the the Shatterpoint "Fistful of Credits" boxset

Figured I'd start posting some miniatures I paint on here. Not some of my best work, but they were fun to paint regardless! #shatterpoint #miniatures

... I should call her

pleaaaaaase adapt the later dune books where the bene gesserit are in a religious war with hentai pussy wizards

Every time we fuck, we win

What disappoints me more this week than those who showed up and blindly voted for hatefulness is those that recognized what was wrong, but decided to stay home. I just want the world to be a better place. That cannot be done unless we all fight for it.

When did Peewee Herman become a firefighter?

"It's impossible to get into superhero comics"
"It's impossible to get into Kingdom Hearts"
"It's impossible to get into Fate"
"It's impossible to get into Gundam"
"It's impossible to get into Dungeons & Dragons"

Look dude, after a certain point I think you might just be dumb.

Why is no one talking about how impressive it is that all these drivers can still drive while underwater? I can barely drive well when it rains heavily!

Wahoo