HoodRiverJen

I was in my last year of law school, taught to have reverence for the Supreme Court, even if I didn’t always have to agree. This was the first time of many over the last 25 years that healthy skepticism turned to despair.

Thank you, thank you Senator Merkley. Please hold the line on the shutdown and convince your other colleagues to do the same. We need affordable healthcare. ❤️

This is such excellent news — thank you, thank you Senator Merkley. 👏👏👏

Thank you for this. So important to keep documenting and keep getting in their way. Thugs.

A bus won’t hurt a vampire. He needs a mirror and some garlic.

He doesn’t even believe himself.

Not only the funding and the authority. He has a court order ORDERING HIM TO DO IT.

I’m surprised he even knows what happened.

This is amazing.

Things kids can make themselves.

Womp womp.

New life goal: aloof wife.

This person took this when they called the race

Oh he saw it. He just had to tilt his head up a little farther than he would have the day before.

Did I want to live through the last 10 months to see this day? I did not. Did we have to in order for this day to come? Maybe, unfortunately, that’s what it finally took. I hope this is the start of everything better.

Ladybugs in winter. Mice all the time. Bats in the chimney. Raccoons on the porch. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, but it’s not always what it looks like on Insta.

The worst human of all humans.

This is the best day ever.

This is literally the most embarrassing thing ever for him. I hope he never gets made fun of at work for being scared of the smell of Grey Poupon.

Of course he will. He hates this country.

I can’t wait until she explains herself via text to you off the record.

Why did you fire your politics desk then? You used to be the best of them.

Not just possible. Probable. I don’t see them as a book club crowd.

It’s giving Harold and Nadine from The Stand vibes.

Omg.

If she wants to be First Lady badly enough to put her hands in that hair, who are we to judge?

A+

It has to be exhausting being kept up all night by the barking of the Hounds of Hell at your door.

MASS BLACKOUT😳

She would be having the cutest trick or treat party in the history of trick or treat parties and families would be able to buy groceries. I can’t even think about it.