Danni

A scared girl that has a monster hand around her head and a monster finger scratching her forehead.

On this day in Horror History, PUMPKINHEAD had a limited theatrical release in 1988.

Two different things I believe:
1. MtG is cool because it is non-deterministic and has this ever-shifting card pool.
2. Wouldn't it be cool if MtG froze the card pool of modern for a couple hundred years - just long enough to have treatises written about specific play patterns (Finkel Gambit, etc)

I'm starting to think the game of chess might be... good? Please let me know if there's truth to this or if it is boredom-induced fantasy.

I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news

tried watching Star Trek for the first time. the parts with the people were easy enough to follow but I have no idea what all those shots of spaceships are supposed to mean

A greyscale image of a medieval army laying siege to a castle. A dragon breathes fire upon the battlefield.

A greyscale image of a holy warrior lifting her sword aloft. The knights around her raise their swords and cheer.

AN HOUR OF WOLVES, a Wretched & Alone game that I designed for the OATHSWORN finale, is out now.

Marshall your forces and make a final stand against the dark.

Roll 100 D6 dice, draw cards, and decide what you're willing to sacrifice to survive.

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Hey there Delilah
It sure is dark inside this cannon
A circus for the first date
Is a choice I'll reexamine
If I'm found
After I am launched by this clown
Clear over town

nah ur good

The first bed ever designed for non-monogamy was prominently displayed in the waiting room at my childhood dentist's office.

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 19

simone don't give in - it's cursed

No sledgehammers - we followed the kids to the afterlife (the school). Only one teen was allowed into heaven. The rest went to Hell - the walls covered in black paper mache and there were these fans blowing red paper streamers up like fire. The devil was there and he teased the teens as they burned.

+0 - All men are created equal.

+1 - If you go one on one with another wrestler, you have a 50/50 chance of winning.

+2 - I am a genetic freak and I’m not normal.

+3 - Kurt Angle is in the mix.

What the fuck are you implying about my kitchen?

a screenshot of a submission to the new yorker cartoon caption contest. the cartoon depicts a man and a woman walking in the woods, stumbling upon a giant mousetrap. the caption reads: a life will end here. these trees will be the last thing it ever sees. this bait, the last thing it smells. it will not see it coming. it will not understand. it will not have a chance to. a hole torn in the world. I bet I could just grab it, though

Friends at the Table: A tiny announcement! Hello all! This is a short announcement to make sure everyone is aware THE NEXT SEASON OF FRIENDS AT THE TABLE IS STARTING TOMORROW(/TODAY MOST LIKELY AT THE TIME YOU ARE READING THIS! IT'S MIDNIGHT S...

pssst, little announcement about our debut tomorrow for ya! 💫

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When God closes a door, He screams because it hurts Him

Already in tears and the beginning of this episode, whomst among us hasn’t found a bad thing to be good to be bad

It's a meme of someone about to put a mogwai (from the movie Gremlins) into water. "What harm could it do?" is the caption, with the water labeled as Tech, the mogwai labeled as Nekro and the hand forcing it under water as Jol-Nar. I just realized in this moment that while I believe in alt text, I never want to caption a meme ever again, so I guess this was the last meme I ever post on Bluesky. RIP.

Hello all you new Bluesky folks. Thanks for hopping on the boat. It's chill over here and sometimes we talk about Twilight Imperium. Here, have a meme

It's my passion.

Rangers on the coast

Oh hey The Banished Vault is on sale now! Explore and survive solar systems in a gothic monastery, with analog game inspirations and presentation. Also a whole manual to read if you want!

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I literally built the list for him!

But that's not all - today is the debut of PAPER LABYRINTHS, a new show from @nictringali.bsky.social and me that features conversations about cross-disciplinary game design. Tabletop, board games, immersive theater, video games, and the people that work and make art where those disciplines meet.

Friends at the Table: Realis 05: Feast at the Citadel Bein 04 This episode carries content warnings for body horror and military violence On a moon of muddy histories, none is as unclear as that of the Citadel Bein. There are, in fact, no records of a fortress e...

Today's episode is the last of our Realis preview on the public feed! Right now is a great time to catch up or support us on patreon to follow along for the rest of this campaign! There is more clowning around to come 👀🎪

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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”