Yup. And since he's openly gay, add's an interesting spin to the story.
10.02.2026 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jumptotheleft.bsky.social
A mental mindfuck can be nice...
Yup. And since he's openly gay, add's an interesting spin to the story.
10.02.2026 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of those "good people" seem to be free, perhaps they still have the plans they used and are willing to share.
10.02.2026 00:05 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0While it's unfortunate that integrity is a term that can no longer be applied to America, I have confidence that once France, Sweden, Turkey, Poland, Lithuania, Norway, Latvia, Australia, N. Macedonia, and the UK are done investigating they'll release every dirty secret in ugly non redacted detail.
10.02.2026 00:01 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile.
09.02.2026 14:16 β π 951 π 98 π¬ 33 π 8Maxwell will never be released from prison. The people sheβs protecting know that only while sheβs under closely monitored lock & key are their secrets truly safe.
She had her chance, and opted not to take it. Instead, sheβs succeeded in painting herself into the ultimate no win corner.
Oh well.
EVERYONE watched it.
09.02.2026 02:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or slowly being nibbled away by hungry moles resulting in the eventual production of a single green leaf. But yeah.
08.02.2026 20:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not to immediately slide down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole butβ¦
I suspect the King of Con is about to be played so hard there will be an audible global gasp.
Which Congress are you addressing? The one clearly getting rolled like a tourist on Bourbon Street, or the one refusing to acknowledge that America's President is deeply entrenched in the sexual abuse, trafficking and torture of children?
hahahaha. Just kidding.
They're the same Congress.
Inmates love a man who's not afraid to publicly skip, so Jake's all good.
08.02.2026 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same story here but the cast of characters was my daughter, and the local CVS who makes it their mission to harasses shoppers under 20.
08.02.2026 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congress won't, but no worries. France, Sweden, Turkey, Poland, Lithuania, Norway, Latvia, Australia, North Macedonia, and the UK are all investigatingβ and will no doubt release every dirty secret they unearth in ugly non redacted detail.
08.02.2026 16:01 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0As usual the joke's on Vance. Any threat to his safety will undoubtedly come from inside The House.
08.02.2026 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PLEASE do not minimize Trump's blatant racism by referring to it as dementia.
The video of the Obama's was posted for all the hateful, White Nationalist, Jim Crow reasons your initial gut reaction told you it was.
It seems clear to me that the folks pulling Trumpβs strings intend to let him talk, post, shit himself into such a corner that when they finally remove him, it will almost seem like it's being done out of kindness.
06.02.2026 15:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awww. B'vo's days of quietly trolling the gay bars seems to have come to an end.
06.02.2026 14:49 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0An awkward desperation to be included is so on the nose for Elon that it almost feels mean to laugh.
Almost.
The United States SHOULD still be a democracy.
Trump SHOULD be in jail.
American's SHOULD feel safe in their own country.
Playing the SHOULD game is fun. I can see why Trump enjoys it.
Uh yeah. Why do you think Trump is suddenly all: Hillary is a capable woman and is "bothered" by someone targeting Bill Clinton?
Shitpants understands the implications.
Yup. Co founded PayPal with Musk, owns Palantir Technologies (the AI company tasked by Trump's regime with collecting US citizen data) and all around horrible guy. That's him. Also openly gay, so that creates an interesting wrinkle in the Epstein story.
04.02.2026 17:54 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0While true; Spitting on the screen and yelling lewd comments over the soundtrack are technically interacting with the film, I'm not sure it's the flex Kayleigh and her mom think it is.
03.02.2026 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello, Mr Putin? Hi.
It's cold at my house. Is it cold at yours?
Please don't shoot for one week, okay?
umm. My show's on so, uh... bye.
Someone please explain to Grinder Moses the magic of in-person voting.
03.02.2026 19:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congress is getting rolled like a Bourbon Street tourist.
03.02.2026 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly. As for fears of ICE showing up at polling places; In reality active ICE cunt numbers are very small, with more and more stepping away everyday. Think of the size of the cities they've terrorizedβ Portland, Minneapolisβ micro cities. They don't have the personal. We vastly outnumber them.
03.02.2026 13:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just when you think Byron Donaldsβ has surely run out of shuck n jive, he pops back up newly energized.
02.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since the new file dump directly implicated Melania as part of Epsteinβs inner circle, it seems unlikely she was a mole. More like Netanyahu reminding Trump of whoβs in charge.
02.02.2026 22:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See there. She knew she had a point but somewhere between her breakfast wine unboxing and this interview, things got fuzzy.
02.02.2026 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And they claim the American Dream is dead.
01.02.2026 21:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here's Floridaβs story: The GOP is actively trying to thin the FL herd. They'll allow their homes, trailers, condos to sit vacant until entire towns are declared derelict. Trump will then swoop in, buy the properties for cents and create the world's largest resort.
Ultimate real estate long game.