@foreverimp.bsky.social
A bit of a voyeur. A lot of an awkward nerd. Scorpio so you know….
Well f*ck
01.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In honor of Mardi Gras season, this week’s recipe: Muffuletta Fritata
17.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cooking a Louisiana dish at least once a week for the next 6 weeks. Tonight: “shrimp stuffed Milton’s” Cuz
12.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As soon as I hear someone say “maybe you should” … my inner demon stirs👿
11.01.2026 17:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0true confessions: I ate half of a chocolate bar while doing my sit ups today. It was dark chocolate which is better for you.
09.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Childhood was a lie. I’ve never had to stop drop and roll. And I’ve never encountered any quicksand. 🤨
10.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Silence is better than being misunderstood
08.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s a special kind of sin to let a good love die ~chance pena
02.07.2025 17:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never.
29.03.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’d think I’d have a million fucks in the bank the way I give them out. I give a fuck way too often. Gotta ration.
29.03.2025 17:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Either Alexa is a dumb ass or my level of questioning is superior. Why is she always “ I am not quite sure how to help you with that”. gtfoh
29.03.2025 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a scowling thick-muscled peach with brass knuckles wearing a t-shirt that says ‘bruiser’
22.03.2025 14:03 — 👍 74 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 0Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach.
22.03.2025 14:38 — 👍 595 🔁 89 💬 39 📌 1What the “peach” is going on here today? Did I miss a Bluesky quirky peach post somewhere?
22.03.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night
08.07.2024 20:34 — 👍 213 🔁 83 💬 5 📌 3He heard people are seeking asylum in America. So now he really thinks people are coming from asylums in Mexico. 😂😂😂
05.03.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the one
23.02.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends.
23.02.2025 12:37 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1At the Greenville Zoo, we care about our employees. That’s why at 5,500 followers, we’re going to start paying them.
17.02.2025 20:49 — 👍 195 🔁 28 💬 4 📌 2Why are we still here?
This “living” is a mess
ok, hear me out instead of valentine’s day we get an extra halloween.
28.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 277 🔁 49 💬 15 📌 3
Life is too crazy to drink out of boring wine glasses
28.01.2025 22:26 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good
23.01.2025 22:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
18.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 612 🔁 183 💬 15 📌 1This place is like the lobby of a psych ward except nobody wants to get better.
19.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 22 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0The early beaver gets the wood.
12.01.2025 13:27 — 👍 230 🔁 56 💬 18 📌 1No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram.
I feel like I’m camping.
Can we please retire the phrase:
“Say it louder for the people in the back”
😖
Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
