Dan MacRae

The fuck are you trying to tell me?

The Fungibility of Heavyweight Or: Trashweight Ever After, a Division’s Lament

I wrote about the heavyweights...

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How has this not been used as filler on CBC Gem ad breaks?

Homer Simpson telling Marge... "OH, I'LL KILL MYSELF IF PORTUGAL DOESN'T WIN."

International sporting events bring out the best in me as a viewer.

Sports broadcasters wildly overestimate how happy I am to hear that a successful athlete comes from a long line of rich, successful athletes.

Screen grab of Bonhomme saying “Écoutez, je suis …”

Screen grab of Bonhomme saying “un bonhomme de neige eternel.”

Screen grab of Bonhomme saying “C’est probablement moi”

Screen grab of Bonhomme saying “qui vais tous vous enterrer.”

95% of the time, Bonhomme is just talking about how outdoor activities are great, and the rest of the time, he’s saying he’s eternal and will bury us all.

Upon review, I guess there are ways I do and do not want Jay Baruchel to say "mamacita."

Mark Stone looks like the villain in an Astron-6 movie (compliment)

Robins Donuts mascot in plush form.

In that case you have a date with this angel

YouTube video by Radio Jingles 🔴 The JAM Song - 1985

Music peaked with The JAM Song.

Dead Nationwide Insurance child

I hear this guy's getting 2 minutes on the alternative halftime show.

dear God 🩲

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

In every sunrise and sunset I see a certain shade of Robins orange.

A scene from The Drew Carey Show where Lewis (with a disapproving expression) stands next to a portrait of himself making a disapproving expression.

me seeing the continued erosion of Robin's Donuts in Regina

Trying to do the Zlatko Burić hair thing but it's coming up Boris Johnson unfortunately

Le COC rêve des JO? No question in my mind.

#comics #comicstrips #cartooning #eightonezerofive #creativity

This may be an urgent time to see if any of your loved ones have been traded to the Washington Wizards.

All Sloche flavor names are humorous and often gross, a marketing angle aimed at pleasing a mostly adolescent crowd. The brand mission was described as: "To satisfy their need for sensory gratification and protest against authority, parents and society. "[3] The beverage's colors are vivid and the taste is said [4] to be much sweeter than that of Slush Puppie and slightly more acidic. The following is an incomplete list of current and discontinued flavors: Winchire Wacheur (2000) [5] (Windshield Washer), formerly: Schtroumpf Écrasé (Crushed Smurf) renamed because of concerns over copyright infringement. Actual flavor is blue raspberry. Sang Froid (2000) [6] (Cold Blood) Actual flavor is cherry. Goudron Sauvage (2001) [7] (Wild Tar) Actual flavor is lemonade. Poussin Frappé (2002) [8] (Chick Shake) Actual flavor is berry. Rosebeef (2003)[9] (Rosbeef) Actual flavor is peach. Swompe (2004) [10] (Swamp) Actual flavor was strawberry-kiwi, but it was changed to green apple. Cheddar Tropical (2005) [11] (Tropical Cheddar) Actual flavor is sour apple. Liposuccion (2006) [12] (Liposuction) Actual flavor is passionfruit. Gadoue (2007)[13] (Dirty half-melted snow) Actual flavor is wild berry. Wontong (2008) [14] (Wonton Soup) Actual flavor is iced tea. Sloche 10è anniversaire (2009) [15] (10th Anniversary Sloche) Actual flavor is sour apple. Paparmane (2010) [16] (Peppermint) Actual flavor is grape. Crème à barbe (2012) [17] (Shaving cream) Actual flavor is creamy orange. Ouananiche (2013) (Landlocked salmon) This was actually a fake shown on April Fools' Day. Pizzaghetti (2013) [18] Actual flavor of the "Pizza" half is strawberry, and the "Ghetti" half is kiwi. Savon (2014)[19] (Soap) Actual flavor is watermelon.

French-Canadian names for slush flavors are on another level

right up there with "Lait's Go"

Ha ha ha!

I forgot there was an episode of Drew Carey where Rush Limbaugh comes to Kate's defense because she argued that a lot of conservatives want free speech on the internet. I'd say it was a weird episode but they're all weird episodes.

What's not to like? (A lot! But still!)
(also thank you)

YouTube video by ghostboobss Ghostboobss - Somehow, Masculinity Will Solve All My Problems (Official Video)

Ghostboobss forever. (And after that too.)

YouTube video by CBC Jay and Silent Bob Rap, but from 1913, and with Murdoch (NOT AI)

EDITORIAL NOTE: This sounds alarmingly close to something from Buck 65

YouTube video by Bogey Orangutan Natasha Bedingfield performing "Unwritten" at the 2007 AND 2008 Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve

for some reason, the fact that Natasha Bedingfield performed "Unwritten" at Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve in back-to-back years has stuck with me

here they are side-by-side

it goes off the rails in the middle but somehow makes its way back

YouTube video by Ultra Records Grum - Can't Shake This Feeling

Happy to play along! youtu.be/R7-glnSlIjM?...