Taedirk

Not seeing the problem tbh

The UTTER DISRESPECT for Rapidash...

Hit 'em with the shitpost and move on

~This is a story about a deranged world~
~that's also on fire~

Switched over a few years ago when LastPass started getting fucky. Premium is cheap and the only big feature I remember being behind the paywall was integrating authenticators

(inb4 I discover what ways bitwarden is also fucking things up like everything else and I hadn't followed the news)

BitWarden time

Just because Microsoft can eat a bag of dicks doesn't mean machines won't pull down GPOs when domain-joined.

@blickwinkel.bsky.social

Having your hatedrink diminished to grumpytime because your friends and family found you.

Only two minutes away from going critical and Eva Best Girl debate starting again

Suddenly brainstorming rules for "Melodramatic I Spy" now

Least aggressive choice from the "x will fix me" chart

>The new CEO of Microsoft Gaming will be Asha Sharma, currently the President of Microsoft’s CoreAI product.

Fucking LMAO. Rest in piss.

Each one bows, lens flare bouncing from every completely bald head. Camera comes back and they've all transformed.

But what about Knuckles?

Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition intendo Switch 2 Edition Full Clip Edition Pulp Edition Java Edition Warmastered Edition Game of the Year Edition Tarnished Edition Signature Edition featuring Dante from Devil May Cry and Funky Kong

These Nintendo editions are getting out of hand y'all

"Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition" is certainly one of the titles of all time

Alternate YT client with all the goodies (background audio, audio only, download, bitrate, etc.) Every few months, they try to smack it down like adblock but it's patched within days.

Newpipe if you have an android phone?

Architecture (impossible; anime) meets Architecture (INTENTIONALLY impossible; anime; liminal)

Shout out to @johnbierce.bsky.social for enabling the DRM-free option on Amazon on their work. Found out Amazon finally implemented the download option previously promised.

Subscription services.

Knock knock, it's the Final Fantasy mobile UI.

“Ah, but inside, the treasures that it hid are revealed as false idols, their worth a fragile illusion sold by a wrapping now in tatters. In this, we see a familiar kind of yearning: the gap between one’s desire for wealth and the destitute reality that curses us all. We see it again in this pair of cards I lay side by side, near but never touching, as they dwell within the space between wanting and fulfillment. This too is yuri.” Sophia squints at the cards in question. “That card’s a catapult and that’s some kind of glowing bog. How is any of that ‘yuri?’” I rub my hands together with glee, fully prepared for this next question. “Imagine, if you will, a pair of girls called to war, kept together by sheer coincidence as they are tasked with pushing a catapult to the front lines of conflict. They know they might not survive, but they still hesitate to confess their deeply-held feelings for another, kept silent by fear of love unrequited. The catapult reaches swampland and finds it unsuited for traversal, like a pit trap waiting to swallow it whole, but is that relationship not also a forbidden love? The allure of the will-o-wisps as they dance above the waterline, those muddy black pools hiding a hundred years of secrets, where a machine that was built only to destroy may find itself nurturing the cycle of life through a brave yet ultimately meaningless sacrifice.” I pause for effect, then finish, “It’s yuri of absence, you uncultured swine. Read a book.” Sophie raises an eyebrow. “So, I take it from the insults that you don’t want me to buy you another pack?”

Alternate answers may be allowed, but only if you *fully* commit to the "this too is yuri" bit and can justify any given pairing, no matter how inanimate or conceptual.

Don't need an on-screen kiss to know Miku is Hibiki's wife from episode one.

Diablo 2 getting a new character, .hack has a new game, people unironically talking about mIRC and Teamspeak. We finally went back, but only twenty years

Goddamnit. At least I can rewatch Lucky Star.

Gamedev arc over, we're now in the ebistreamer era