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Former military Current healthcare Generalist in knowledge Specialist in work Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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Small black cat with a wooden toy gun

Small black cat with a wooden toy gun

Are you feeling lucky?

12.11.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tf for that
Not the attacked, the car bit

Hope all goes well with the little monster

11.11.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then, a boxed, box storage unit

11.11.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't recommend driving from Wellington to Auckland in one day

But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in

Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer

08.11.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he means pounds weight, not pounds, money

Cutting food aid will do that

06.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not keen
Disturbed my pre bed nap

06.11.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a wee one

06.11.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That woke me up

06.11.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely

06.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe

06.11.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Somebody has nicked Wellingtons sun

Somebody has nicked Wellingtons sun

Well...

06.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coffee and cake (2 types) probably wasn't the smartest breakfast choice

06.11.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a meeting about healthcare resources

It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage

AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs

Fuck that

I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point

05.11.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As do all the friendly doggos

05.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pickle and Pie coffee and cake improves the mood somewhat

05.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol yesterday I had meetings at:
7am
9am
12pm
5pm
7pm

And now in Wellington for... 2 days of meetings

I'm amazed I get anything done somedays

05.11.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should have brought some of my own too

05.11.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oi Wellington
I requested sunshine
Where is it?

05.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop blowing money up

I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep

Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well

05.11.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a habit of attacking my feet

03.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a unless media

03.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black cat in a red bag

Black cat in a red bag

Well...

03.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This idiot has oriental in him somewhere

Kinky tail, never shuts up and my old siamese was just the same

Hmmm, bag, must jump in

03.11.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'd love that

03.11.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's an orange one in the same area that thinks speed limits are optional

03.11.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only this idiot would stay dry

He likes to paddle in his water bowl and then spread the splashes all over the floor

Plus, I've had to remove him from the washer, the dryer, and the bloody oven.

Can't leave anything open

03.11.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Percy sat in the laundry basket

Percy sat in the laundry basket

Percy agrees

03.11.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ministry

The Hammersmith and Shity was doing its usual breakdown routine, and I hadn't clocked that the long-haired guy sat a couple of seats up

So, a quiet coach and loud music turned into a nice chat about music

03.11.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Percy, the black kitten, in a laundry basket

Percy, the black kitten, in a laundry basket

How do I iron this?

03.11.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See that a fair bit
It's almost as if we don't have any competition

03.11.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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