Went berry-picking with the family today. On the way back, my wife says to me, weβve gotta feed her some real food before bed or sheβs gonna get the blueberry runs at school and get sent home tomorrow. On cue, the kiddo rips a long ripe wet one. Parenting is hard but itβs also often hilarious
04.08.2025 02:32 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Last half of the sentence totally unnecessary
04.08.2025 02:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i donβt really think the Sydney Sweeney ad was supposed to be any deeper than βsheβs hotβ
04.08.2025 02:22 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unexpectedly cool moment in parenting: teaching your kid to tap out the beat to a song
04.08.2025 01:51 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Front page of NYT, above the fold, the day we reduce tariffs by 1%
04.08.2025 00:11 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Ned Stark politics
03.08.2025 23:03 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Fucking walking into a deathmatch and swearing to play by Marquess of Queensbury rules. What an idiot @votealexlee.bsky.social
03.08.2025 23:02 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I didn't have anything to do with this. I'm just as appalled and disappointed as the rest of yinz guys.
03.08.2025 13:02 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The number of people this tweet, shorn of context, could describeβ¦is probably more than the number of principled anti-imperialists
03.08.2025 07:44 β π 101 π 13 π¬ 4 π 0
A young Kira mightβve, but not by time she was XO of DS9. Sheβd made her peace with compromise, with the machine
03.08.2025 07:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
After spending 15 minutes looking for the TV remote, I have decided that when I die I want my epitaph to read, βAnd at last, he too was tidied awayβ
03.08.2025 02:53 β π 82 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0
Jakeβs Gen-Z coded and apolitical so yeah he listens to Rogan and voted for Trump
03.08.2025 02:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Nah, Kira was Uncommitted (obvs) but held her nose and pulled the lever for Harris. She doesnβt admit it in certain company
03.08.2025 02:34 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
Jesus Christ
03.08.2025 00:36 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
Jesus Christ
03.08.2025 00:35 β π 743 π 93 π¬ 99 π 18
The Court continues to fail the marshmallow test
01.08.2025 22:37 β π 797 π 308 π¬ 43 π 24
Itβs also pretty unremarkable for todayβs GOP, which leads me to doubt your claim of βoveruseβ
01.08.2025 02:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't really blame Wilson for this. He's in a tough spot; the city can hardly afford to lose 4% of its budget and fight off a DOJ lawsuit (although, Keith, if you're listening, I'd come on-side for that one).
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One of my absolute favorite things about living in Portland is that I can go berry-picking with my daughter every morning on our way to daycare
31.07.2025 15:50 β π 278 π 17 π¬ 10 π 1
Really bad that Tablet sees its job as displacing traditional Jewish conspiracy theories onto Muslims
31.07.2025 04:16 β π 117 π 16 π¬ 3 π 0
When you read about the unspeakable things new federal appellate judge Emil Bove is going to doβheβll make Jim Ho and Stuart Kyle Duncan look like bleeding heartsβremember that it is *Democrats* who held the seat open for Trump to fill. Not Republicans: Democrats.
30.07.2025 01:54 β π 986 π 306 π¬ 50 π 13
The Cowardice of Senate Democrats Made Emil Boveβs Confirmation Possible
Senate Democrats could have confirmed Biden nominee Adeel Mangi to the Third Circuit last year. They caved to a disgraceful right-wing smear campaign instead.
Emil Bove's confirmation was only possible because Democrats caved to a vile right-wing smear campaign of Adeel Mangi, who would have been the first Muslim appeals court judge, when Biden nominated him for the same seat last year. Absolutely disgraceful. Bove's confirmation is on them, too.
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also, βso woke you have walked backwards into supporting segregationβ is definitely a thing online
29.07.2025 17:12 β π 2924 π 213 π¬ 44 π 21
so according to David Brooks 43% of NYC Jews are antisemites. fascinating
29.07.2025 20:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In a sane world, every newspaper would run on A1 tomorrow:
βIDF THREAT: IF JOURNALISTS PHOTOGRAPH GAZA, WE WILL STARVE GAZAβ
28.07.2025 21:04 β π 2113 π 942 π¬ 51 π 19
wondering how many people whining about Cooper are fans of Newsom tbh
i suspect there is a strong overlap
28.07.2025 20:59 β π 52 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
Next time KOSA comes around, have a glimpse into the future if it passes
28.07.2025 20:57 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
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