Blùè SpookyBÖÖ 🌈👻

Oh wow! Congratulations! 🥳💖

Nice.. umm.. jeans.. 😏

Saw someone refer to a man looking for a housewife as a “labor digger.” Stunned crying jumping cheering weeping

Extra spookyyy! 😱😎

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👽🌈🥳

🥺👉👈 So.. I'm looking for a gang for a.. this 👇

Intergalactically* then 👽🐙😁

👀 Hashtag internationallyacclaimedcovermodelhumblebrag 🥵😁

Monster High Skullector Alien doll.

She just arrived today and is every bit as fabulous as I had hoped.

No Kings, only Queens <3

It’s such a bad time to be a person with internet access.

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

D E A L 🥳😂

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.. for now? 🤔😂

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👀😂

Temu sapiens 💀🙈🤣

The human body is terribly made and mine feels like it was delivered from Temu

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😣💖

Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.

Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

There was no AI in the making of this cover.
I made those things and stuffed them into my shorts and up my top with my own two hands 🙌

Hope you like the result 😊

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Spinny cat is eternal 🐱🤸

Felt cute, might delete later ✨🤫

A kink from The Deep 🐙😁

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🤔🤣

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👻😱

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😵

🤫 They climb in your pockets when you're out 😱🤣

the skeletons of the simpsons are sitting on a couch . ALT: the skeletons of the simpsons are sitting on a couch .

Spoo-kyyyy! 👻😂

A woman in fall woods with a grinning pumpkin head and a her woman head hanging from her outstretched arm

Me, October 1st: