Nicola Tslur

the idea that trans rights have swung elections to republicans is a fiction made up by media and political elites (both conservative and liberal) who are personally transphobic and want transphobia to be politically popular so they no longer have to hide how disgusting they think trans people are

Waits, Dylan, Newsom

god Maia is the funniest person on earth lmfao

The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials

Butterfield Voice: Nerd. Second Nerd. American. Buzznusswoman.

One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs

Marc Andreessen, egg shaped bald skull

guy smiling in a conehead cap

easy halloween costume: Marc Andreessen

Is year 4 middle school? But yea, 16 years of brass, 10 of keys, three years of theremin

Now listen Tuesday I gotta do something with this sixteen years of trombone playing

"Live vicariously through a hot doppelganger who is allegedly you but you share none of her experiences and no one recognizes her as you" what no i'll just get the fucking botox jfc

There was a special button sequence you could enter in Mortal Kombat III to make the fighters start fucking and if you did it right the screen would display "NUDALITY"

I was semi fluent in Esperanto in high school, which any of my friends will tell you is not surprising at all

I should probably start learning Esperanto again hey

I've heard of the French arrangement but this is ridiculous! (me when I have cut my partners into thin strips)

mcvitie's titties

it's fine, dw about it, spin up the Donmar production of Cabaret, you'll feel better

They fuck you up, your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some new ones just for you

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware the Jubjub Bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch

the old lady at the end lmfao

guy who is mad at woke culture voice: the spirits of the earth have given me heart disease. it has nothing to do with what i eat or how i live

weird one on here today lads

Marxism 2

Many beautiful women named New Message In Your MyGov Inbox are blowing up my phone

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

Brits spelling it "chranny"

lets all go to the science museum

I'm going to put you in a locker if you try to talk to me about Magic the Gathering.

if u wish to see a virgin on screen turn off yr monitor tyler u fukken dork lmao

the Baudelaire orphans are the only people allowed to say their trauma made them funny and they would never