POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀

A modern Hachikō story: This man tweeted a Follow Friday for the band Foghat every week until he died

Earth Vader rising an old man motorcycle in the Windows Mobile parade

Let us not forget

Earth Vader rising an old man motorcycle in the Windows Mobile parade

Let us not forget

A train freight car with graffiti in the style of the cover art for Nine Inch Nail's "Pretty Hate Machine" except the text says "Pretty Freight Machine".

Glad I was already on the toilet when I saw this

A good horse archer would be shooting people and taking their money. Sucks to suck

Yeah and it’s fucking my back up, I have to stop

That’s what you get for using the experimental branch of the fecal meter mod

This is fucked up

George C Scott from the short film “George C Scott getting hit by football” from the Simpsons, but it’s a dinosaur hitting him in the groin and Scott had the face of another dinosaur r

“ARGH, my GRRROIN.”

Ruined your pants?

We should invent a sport that rewards pissing and shitting your pants to ease them in to it

This is @foone.bsky.social preferred doom controller

Why would I listen to a dumbass that can’t even spell “Dennis”

Opinion DAVID MACK When Everybody Has Airport Lounge Access, Nobody Does 6 MIN READ

Reading NYT opinion is a great way to wake up in the morning because it makes me leap out of bed and try to bite people

It’s the raw sexual energy of Jessie Eisenberg that draws them in

Amazon listing for corner shower stool for shaving leg. i photoshopped a leg of ham on the stool

when you need some damn Iberico but are also washing yer asshole

Hi, wallet inspector here. Please turn over your wallet for inspection. This is a real thing I am basically the police.

LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can

Just want him back…

Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso and András István Arató aka “Hide the Pain Harold”

Great moments in F1 history

At least that thing has a power button that fucking worked right

Well now it’s just a Rothko painting

What was the thing he said

Shut the fuck up

Will is running on a platform to progressively bail out and subsidize property developers

There’s those sweat pants designed for jacking off and I feel like that is close enough