Nick Pfitzner

Because LinkedIn isn't shit enough already...

For those who follow Rugby: well done Brumbies. As a Tahs fan, that's an impressive performance.

Crusaders: you got almost every decision your way including a very clear red card being reviewed to yellow. You cheated your best, but it wasn't cheaty enough.

This one hits hard.

Which version of DirectX?

So... We're not doing separation of state and church any more?
Shame on all of them.

AI will emboss it for us

We're told to use AI at work. If I weren't three years from retirement, I'd be looking for a new job. Instead I've decided to use it as much as possible to drive the cost up and the code quality down. It's not as if I care if the shit shop goes under once I'm out.

And not just cheat on their spouses - this could end up being Epstein Airlines...

Great memory for all involved.
There's nothing quite like turning up for a 4th division suburban match here in Sydney, being asked to switch to tighthead prop, and finding out you're up against RWC91 winner Tony Daly.

The pent up rage of an isolated childhood.

Are you sure it isn't? Have you checked?

I might actually become religious if there's a divine power that can save me from "Ice Breakers" at the start of meetings.
You've never understood just how cool you are until one of these is run by an IT person. Legit.

A large dessert resembling the Egyptian pyramids sits in a sandy desert landscape; mountains are visible in the background, and a palm tree stands to the left. The word "PIRAMISU" is printed in white capital letters below the dessert.

Accidentally searched Piramisu. Was not disappointed.

Photo of Angus Taylor and Jane Hume at the Centre for Independent Studies that might be possibly the whitest two people ever captured together on camera at the whitest gathering of people ever assembled. Their smiles suggest they are either about to sell you some dodgy time-share or are to ask you whether you have hear the good news of this cult they have just joined.

"Would you be interested in becoming an Amway independent business owner"?

My friend Jon has died | First Dog on the Moon Jon Kudelka loved his beautiful family and was fiercely intolerant of greed and hypocrisy

Here is my cartoon about Mr Jon Kudelka www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

Can't imagine who ... 🤔

how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD

Myes... yes... Because they don't have any other issues to use "big time" against Trump.

Coal powered tanks.
Coal powered planes.
Genius.

Looking on from Australia, I agree. I think your situation and ours are remarkably similar: neither side wants to hold the other to account too closely, because they know the pact they signed - political class above all else - and how many skeletons they *all* have in the closet

Agreed. For those affected: smile and take the payout, then wait. Ask for 20% more when they come crawling back

He’s not wrong.

Keep destroying them until they're getting to parity, then quit.
Life is full of disappointments.

If only this could have been avoided, in some way... 🤔

If you want any more evidence that a Civil War/martial law is the goal...

FROW
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An entire world view built on a zero-sum game will convince you that the rise of any "other" is at your expense.
Speaking as an Aussie, we're not immune from this and have political and media outlets who like "othering" as a standard.
Also speaking as an Australian, we call these people "fuckwits".