Adam Nedeff

I want to travel back in time, wrap my arms around 7-year-old Adam, and warn him that a day is going to come when he orders a new sponge mop and he's actually going to be excited about it because the one he bought comes with special features. Cherish your childhood, little Adam. It's fleeting.

Family is having a picnic in the park and the dad just came over and yelled at me for having my dog there at the same time because she’s dangerous and he doesn’t appreciate having his family menaced by her. These photos were taken while the dad was yelling at me.

Here’s what I don’t understand. How could he be a pedophile if he was so polite to Bill Maher?

My parents went through a box in the garage, found my first friend, and mailed him out to me. Grover here is about 40 years old now but he’s still looking good!

I did, in fact, buy a new bed this past week. Not only is it bigger (upgraded from full to queen), but it sits so high that pit bulls with cat-like tendencies can crawl underneath it and use the bed as a cave.

40th anniversary screening, followed by a
live panel with Dottie, Simone the waitress, Francis, and the clay animation team that made Large Marge’s face.

Fun fact: Burger King is not allowed to have a restaurant within a 20-mile radius of Mattoon, Illinois, because Mattoon has a completely unrelated restaurant that was already using that name before the Burger King corporation trademarked it.

Tattoo this on your forearm if you have to:

FAZE: To disturb
FAZED: To be disturbed

PHASE: Thing that the moon has
PHASED: To introduce in stages

Nobody is allowed to post anything on the internet until they've proven that they know the difference.

"They start with ice cream, and then they use a special machine to remove all the joy from it. What's left after that is yogurt."

Talking to an actress who's trying to remember the timeline of when something happened in her life.

"That happened around 1999....NO, WAIT, it was 1997 (grabs her own chest) because I hadn't bought these yet."

Amazing joke by comedian Maureen Murphy on a 1985 "Tonight Show":

"I can't understand why anyone who was born a man would want to undergo surgery and become a woman. Think about what a painful cut they have to endure...you know, the salary."

Olive’s new habit.

Not a lot of people are going to get this, but I'd just like to say after five years of this, the best part of game show production being predominantly work-from-home has been that there's now only one set of rules for how to fill out a timesheet.

The year is 1985. We pause for a word from our sponsor, Diet Coke, and LOOK AT THE CAST OF THIS COMMERCIAL.

Tony Randall wants to outlaw what now?

Today's fun fact: You can get blocked by a radio station's Facebook page if you point out the Fiverr watermark that's visible in their station's logo.

The beauty of aging: I have entered the “I need glasses because I’m nearsighted, but I actually have to take my glasses OFF if I want to read something” stage of my life.

ABC presents another encore presentation of "The Game Show Show" on Tuesday night. If you missed it the first time, tune in on Tuesday night to catch the hilarious blooper where I accidentally throw a tomahawk at the Whammy's crotch.

Sorting through my bookcases tonight and pulled out this beauty—17 years ago, I got one of the coolest pieces of mail I’ve ever received in my life. No way would I ever throw away the envelope.

That’s former Pantages Theater usher Hayley O’Connor completely owning a really funny scene in “A Fantastic Relationship,” now on Prime Video!

They’ve certainly rethought the look of the Popemobile for the new guy.

I don’t give a damn if it’s quilted. I don’t give a damn if it has a pretty pattern. I don’t give a damn if it’s extra strong. I don’t give a damn if it’s extra soft. I dont give a damn how many ply it is. Please just make it so that the beginning of the roll is easy to locate.

Ten years ago, I posted a thing on Facebook, went to bed, slept in, and then woke up to find that while I was asleep Rolling Stone had published an article about what I posted on Facebook.

www.facebook.com/media/set/?s...

The souvenir arena program for the 1988 Survivor Series included a full page ad for the 1988 Survivor Series, "now on video cassette." I somehow doubt that.

tinyurl.com/strong-museum

Discarded “Let’s Make a Deal” name tag at the bus stop.

View of the city during Olive’s big hike.

Griffith Observatory reporting some beautiful views of the Dog Star.