Colin Sic

Not to brag, but just so the US government knows, I have revolted for less

I love it when you’re rooting for the home team and your guy on first takes a lead, so the opposing pitcher chases him back to first with a toss, and everybody in the stands boos as hard as they can

Everything is ruined and I'm all out of big beautiful booze

Rihanna’s Liberty spikes for Paper Magazine. March 2017 (posted in a gay way)

She’s gunna say yes

Love is love

@superkid268.bsky.social has a birthday today, what a super kid! ❤️🍓✌️🍁❤️💚🖤 I⚾🍒🇵🇸💁

@sebastienroblin.bsky.social your SIM card came out again. I’m trying to get in touch with you, my dear.

The January 6 aggressors should not be pardoned.

Under capitalism, I hate going to sleep. Rather be chilling alone, playing video games, or marveling at my cat's personality than selling my labor for the privilege of survival.

I have somewhere to be tonight, and my cat tried to talk me out of it by lying on my lap.

The Grinch looking away from the camera in a power pose.

The energy you can expect if you ask me to do my job tomorrow 

What I'm going to get for Christmas is tools, socks, and underwear but what I really want is a red panda who knows how to make coffee and do my taxes.

(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)

I never GAVE you anything??
I gave you COVID twice!
You’re welcome

Various mismatch characters in the palm of a hand. Text reads, chosen family is real family.

All my friends want a free Palestine.

More people would respect cats if we told them they see in infrared. They don’t, but more people respect them if they did.

money is like yogurt, because if you want to make yogurt you have to start with a little bit of yogurt. or your parents could give you a ton of yogurt

If I was conventionally attractive, I would know it by now 

for sale: baby shoes, never worn - also might fit a small dog

‘striking her forehead’ is one hell of a way to say pistol-whipped

Just me minding my own existential dread.

Putting this sign on my account for anyone thinking about yelling at me

I may not be good at flirting, but I’m definitely nice enough that people sometimes think I’m flirting

WCNSF is an acronym for wounded child, no surviving family, according to doctors without Borders
(MSF) in Gaza. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

😂

I’m hot and interesting. And you—you chew with your mouth open.

NYCHA offers $15 gift cards after gas outage, residents say they are unable to cook for Thanksgiving Dozens of NYCHA residents say they will not have enough heat for the holidays, and that they will be unable to prepare their Thanksgiving meals.

Many tenants at a NYCHA complex in East New York say they have not been able to cook since July 17, when the gas to their stoves was shut off.(!!!)

I was scared of Furbies and I 100% stand behind my choice.