House of 1000 Fionas

"Tracy you can't fly anymore, remember?"
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*

As I approach 40, I can't help but think about all the things I'll probably never get to accomplish in life. Like having a short story published, or learning how to fry scream 😔

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the funny co-worker

Is this Pinhead's origin story

I can see the N¥T building from my cubicle, and it's very hard not to put sticky notes on the window spelling out a big "you suck so bad"

I work at the plate-spinning plant. I work at the torture factory. I work at the combination plate-spinning plant and torture factory.

Another day, another (screams forever)

Sumo:
Two men enter.
One man leaves.
That man loses.

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

neera tanden: we need to expand the tent by killing people, who will cause it to swell with corpse gas

I usually skip the shower anyway if I'm being honest

(existential Borat) my life

Cry in the shower, scream in the car 😎

Computer Game Play Reduces Intrusive Memories of Experimental Trauma via Reconsolidation-Update Mechanisms Memory of a traumatic event becomes consolidated within hours. Intrusive memories can then flash back repeatedly into the mind’s eye and cause distress. We investigated whether reconsolidation—the pro...

Another good paper here
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Method: Fifty-four participants were randomly assigned to reactivation+Tetris (visuospatial), reactivation+Word games (verbal), or reactivation-only (no task). They watched an aversive film (day 0) and recorded intrusive memories of the film in diary A. On day 4, memory was reactivated, after which participants played Tetris, Word games, or had no task for 10 minutes. They then kept a second diary (B). Informative hypotheses were evaluated using Bayes factors. Results: Reactivation+Tetris and reactivation+Word games resulted in relatively fewer intrusions from the last day of diary A to the first day of diary B than reactivation-only (objective 1 and 2). Thus, both tasks were effective even when applied days after analogue trauma. Reactivation-only was not effective.

Tetris and Word games lead to fewer intrusive memories when applied several days after analogue trauma - PubMed <span><b>Background</b>: Intrusive trauma memories are a key symptom of posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD), so disrupting their recurrence is highly important. Intrusion development was hindered by ...

Anyone who accidentally saw the footage (and isn't a ghoul like me who is used to things like that) - play some Tetris or a word game. I'm not kidding.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29152159/

lmao got his ass

I mean, I definitely did lol

Last night I had a dream that my old roommate and I were visiting some wealthy people we went to college with, in the dream they were living in Belgium or some shit, and they were carefree and enjoying being alive, and I did a lot of furious screaming into a pillow about it

Lol what could that mean

YouTube video by Tame Impala Tame Impala - Let It Happen (Official Audio)

youtu.be/-ed6UeDp1ek?...

Wearing my emotional support Judas Priest tee shirt

Today I forgot to eat lunch and I went past "hangry" into "hangry 2: existential hangst"

I saw Ghost at Madison Square Garden on July 22 and it was incredibly fun, except I was right behind a girl in a full nun's habit plus corset that she had clearly been festering under for some hours, so the whole time I was like "Sister, can you please get your... fuckin stinky wimple outta my face"

Having an extra waffle at breakfast just to take the edge off

Like some kind of "uncola", if you will

Oh my god 😦 lol lol lol

I feel that a nighttime look can be a daytime look provided that you look good as hell in it 😎

I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack 😔 (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack)

Weird Al at the end of the "Living with a Hernia" video, dressed like James Brown, yelling "I feel BAD!" right before he falls over

It's funny because it's true

A screenshot of a Japanese listening exercise in Duolingo, and the English translation of the sentence is "Isn't your makeup a bit overdone?"

Finally unlocked the "Japanese for Bitches" unit in Duolingo