Homoerotic toxic masculinity

Olivier Armstrong

A gleaming Frog stands with grumpy Toad on Toad's front porch. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

What you see is the clear warm light of April. And it means that we can begin a whole new year together, Toad.

I cannot wait to be on vacation

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Ty, it's almost over.... 11 more orders and some paperwork and I think I can justify leaving

a black background with the words dawn of the final day ALT: a black background with the words dawn of the final day

I'm having a panic attack

"you don't have to be [sorry] I just don't really want to date anymore"
💀

Just left work after a 13 hr and there's a couple breaking up outside an hour before Valentine's day

YouTube video by Movieclips Les Misérables (2012) - One Day More Scene (6/10) | Movieclips

Me rn

youtu.be/Sv-BxH3SVS8?...

MGS4 IS BACK

A blue-brownish crab with light blue dots amd a partial tatreez pattern from Yafa on its back. It is surrounded by a border of looped lines with seashells and starfish in the corners.

Lil' Yafa crab 🍊🦀
Swimming around pinching colonizers 😝
#art #ocean

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I didn't see who posted this at first and was about to send it to you and then I opened the sensitive content tag and was like oh wait that's dorians art

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Bathroom is in the very last aisle, take a left, the code is 9112"

Lmaooo
So very good Christian values of him

I know it's not purely a protest by people who forget that Puerto rico is part of the US, but I do know there are people who think bad Bunny is from another country.

Not that it needs pointing out, but it's incredibly ironic that magas are protesting bad bunny (a US citizen) at the Superbowl by throwing a concert for "Christian American values" headlined by Kid Rock who has multiple songs referencing sex with underaged girls. Checks out.

More displaysssss
Second one is a bit crowded lol but I have so many goddamn hydrangeas and not many places to put them

That is a SOLID choice

There's an "anti sex" playlist someone made that will certainly kill the mood if you play it loud enough...
It has "how bad can I be" from the lorax on it twice in a row at one point to give you an idea of how awful it is.

Anyway check out these cute displays input together + a funeral spray I managed to scrounge together with the few flowers we have rn

I'm also just putting in so much work and everything looks great but do I get any acknowledgement from the higher ups about that? Nope! It's just about what I haven't done and that I can't work extra hours despite the amount of shit that has to get done.

I'm so tired of capitalism

Corporate: do not spend a single extra cent on labor this week

Also corporate: you have to upgrade everything, blow up all the balloons, and manage huge deliveries of flowers. No overtime though. Just get it done. Why aren't your balloons upgraded? Why did you stay an extra two hours on Tuesday?

PAYBACK TIME.

Code Geass 2 could fix this situation