The Maine Millennial

I try not to hate; I was raised in the church; taught all about the importance of empathy and love....but I hate CMP

Headline: "Fetterman in alleged meltdown: why does everyone hate me?"

My dog when I don't give her a cantaloupe rind

I can sense pregnancy rewiring my brain to prep for motherhood bc now when I see a picture of a smiling baby I can literally FEEL dopamine popping off in my brain. Like seeing babies makes me happy on a chemical level. Wild

I'm about to pop one out and I'd hoped the world would be a little nicer for him

Well you've had two kids

A pin on a desk, it has a codfish silhouette holding a library card, with the words "having fun isn't hard when you've got a library cod"

The Newfoundland and Labrador public libraries continue to make the absolute best free pins that you can just have if you go to borrow a book

me: fandom is so weird you get super invested in the doings of these other people who don't even care about your opinion most of the time and your entire day is based on whether they did good or feel bad and then you have to feel the same way

mom: This is just parenthood

a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

Literally this gif in real life

A brown And black mutt with big triangle ears that stick up in the air snoozes on her side.

When you're snoozing but always keeping an ear out for the opps

What I love about Matt is he is super comfortable handling guns but also simultaneously looks like an accountant from your dad's work who has a great potato salad recipe

A mixed race Victorian era boxer who was ALSO a LION TAMER and his name was HEZEKIAH MOSCOW??? pack it up everyone we found the coolest person ever to exist

The guy decorated his office with a bear rug he had shot himself

😭

IG newberlinlibrary

Pasta salad. Carbs, vegetables, you can make like 2 pounds at one time if you have a large bowl

Beautiful!!!

We're from Maine, my sister is living in the Netherlands currently.....this is the best crossover episode

As soon as she mentioned a farm I knew

My guess is Craig Hickman

I'm a politics nerd who lives in Maine and I have a very short list of who this could be lol

Karma, an American bulldog, asleep as hell in her crate

And the result

And the source of my absolute favorite Hark A Vagrant comic

4 huskies and an American bulldog watch a guy about to throw a ball

4 huskies and an American bulldog play in the water

Today Karma went to the dog park and joined a pack of huskies

Them: You can only pass through if you understand American culture

me: fuck the Yankees

Them: Welcome home

Things I will never take for granted again thanks to pregnancy: being able to put on socks and sneakers without needing a strategic plan

Do all college professors look like @robglover.bsky.social ? Do they grow you in a lab

the hero we need

I worked in a pulmonary/sleep medicine office for a few years - it made such a huge difference to so many patients! (Although getting into the rhythm/routine/settings of it at first can be annoying)

Truly I am unfit for motherhood

I don't know but as a small time freelance op ed writer myself I'd like to find out