Tom McAllister

I truly believe JD could cling to the exterior of that plane for days if necessary

Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin

that scene in the truck was when I finally understood that Nick was as big a problem as anyone (more importantly, that *the movie* understood this)

I understand all the reasons this isn't the case for other sports, but a thing about the curling broadcast that's really cool is how you can hear every single thing the athletes say to each other, all the strategy and commiseration and everything

E.T. if he was a basketball

we've got all our best men on the case, we're close to cracking the code on the phrase "puedo bailar" and from there we can take them all down

Kid rock guys are doing stolen valor but from line cooks

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized in original Game Boy graphics. Bobby Hill looks a little confused or concerned. Text reads "I'm a little worried about being a slut."

This is tomorrow! I'm gonna read something new! It will be over 30 degrees outside!

now we never have to go to Pete Davidson's garage

When I started podcasting with @mikeingram.bsky.social in 2012, I was a little self conscious about telling people because it seemed like an obscure nerd hobby, and then for a solid 5 years or so people seemed to think it was kinda cool, and now we've swung all the way back around to embarrassing

The DC conference always sells out by early March, so now is the time, if you're thinking about it

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Not the worst way to build a staff

are we sure he wasn't hired to take over for Vic at DC next year?

I like that your brand on bluesky is "guy who hates diagramming sentences"

Not sure I did a whole lot of good teaching today, but after we looked at a chunk of a Hanif Abdurraqib essay that mentions Soul Train dance lines, I found out none of my students knew what that was, so I gave them (actual) homework to go home and watch some Soul Train videos and report back.

desperate to return to a time when being a big pathetic whiny little baby all the time was treated with contempt

excited for America's grad students who get to fill out their next month or so of classes deconstructing the halftime show

[trying to think of the healthiest guy for my commercial about being a healthy guy]

just need Edgar Martinez to do something cool tomorrow and you've got the trifecta

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Tough back to back Super Bowls for guys named Drake

We are long long long past time for us all to agree this is just total loser shit

This is a much more honest version

I've been thinking and Kenneth Walker III should have to change his name to Kenneth Runner. Hey folks we're having fun here

Thinking about the kind of guy who is using his phone to place bets on the contents of various Super Bowl commercials, instead of betting on something normal, like a horse

For me, the whole night is about seeing a celebrity pop up in a random place. Holding chips maybe

Feel like you've been pretty skeptical of his fit, this is the most Watford optimism I can remember from you

big theme of Olympics coverage for me so far is how boring Snoop is. Every segment he does is DOA