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Miliband is damp

Thursday

Almost didnt recognise it without the paving works in front of it

People complain about the January gym goers- well it’s December and I’d like to know what you’re all doing in our pubs.

Mine weren't cuddly either.

Oddly, my mum wasn't cuddly with me but she is with her grandchildren. I feel a bit miffed tbh

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I'm calling the police if anyone eats a banana like this around me. Absolutely unhinged.
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He once said he bought his mum a house with the money he made from this one.

Never saw a more punchable face.

Couldn't have happened to a worse person.

Dont think we want Bough doing the decorating

The Lindt calendar is a constant source of disappointment with the truffles being half the size of the usual ones. Ah well.

They've got replicas of the pit houses that my nan was brought up in.

We had a council house similar to the ones they've got there now, only it was bedecked 80s style 😂

A christmas tree with real candles (unlit) in a 1950s council house at Beamish museum. There is yellow patterned wallpaper, and ceramic ducks on the wall.

An 1820s table with period appropriate food on the table. There is a pineapple.

A dressing table and mirror. The dresser is from the edwardian period. You can see my face in the mirror.

A doll being repaired at the toy hospital.

Went to Beamish yesterday. It was great. Really wish for those ceramic ducks.

Ah, fair enough

Why?

Google Frog weather. It is showing rain in Newcastle at 6⁰c with a feels like temperature of 1⁰c. The frog is having a cup of tea in his house but it is raining inside his house.

Why is it raining inside his house? 😭

Yes

Disappeared from twitter a couple of years ago when i was going through a bad time, and only recently started back on social media this year

Imagine putting a lovely clean towel out on the radiator so it's at optimum temperature for getting out of the shower, only to find that Someone Else has used it as a mat over the actual mat.

This used to be a country etc

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isengard gard gard gard

The beginning of this sentence has sent me up a height

I wish for a fire, alas I live in a new building with no place for one

Eeeeeh @hellothisisivan.bsky.social

loads more here as well www.kerrytaylorauctions.com/auction/deta...

Thought I was going to have a coronary earlier with the stress

I don't wish this on anyone

And even skinter next month cos festive season and all that shit

Post a movie where you're from.

If it means where I was born and grew up then this one. If it means where I'm from now, then it's the one in the below quote

Posting Twitter screenshots on here is bad enough, but *Grok*? Honestly, come on. He wants you to use it, so don't. Not even in the interests of irony.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: M&S' £12 "BIG TIN" of chocolates is exactly how you remember Quality Street was as a child, i.e. it's actually a big fucking tin full to the brim of chocolate and not a half-filled plastic tub of sadness

Just sent this to a friend who has a massive abcess on her neck

This pisses me off so much. They want better services but feel they're exempt from paying for them. I'm in half a mind to say the entire NHS should go private at this point because no fucker wants to pay.