polyphanes, spooky mystic fruit 𐠎

no <3

If ever you and yours make it to Virginia Beach, do go to the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center! It's a beautiful place, and they recently reopened one of the buildings and the walking paths between them.

Then do all your shopping at Walmart.

Phrases I use to describe my cats' behavior:

"Playing the butt cello": grooming their ass, especially when they stick up their leg

"Running away from their own asshole": post-poop zoomies

Any such phrases you use you want to share with the world?

Luxuriating in bed, sprawled out and in the quiet dark, is such a nice way to spend a Saturday morning. 💚

*gives you a plate of supreme pizza, boomerang-sauce fried shrimp, and chocolate orange cake with a chilled Baja Blast Mtn Dew Zero*

gremlin gastronomy night <3

I'm trying my chocolate orange cake recipe tonight with a slight tweak, and I'm excited for how it'll turn out. Awkwardly, I ran out of dried orange zest and don't have any fresh oranges, but that can be something to fix for next time when I make it for, like, a proper event besides just "weekend".

Given the choice between two competent or skilled people, I will pick the one who isn't an asshole every time. Heck, I'd rather spend time with the non-asshole who's less skilled yet able to improve than deal with someone skilled but going to be an ass about it. My peace of mind is worth the cost.

Relatedly: I'm tired of assholes, and there are already so many assholes out there. There are enough competent people out there who aren't assholes that we should give our time and energy to instead of assholes, no matter how competent they may be.

Any time. <3

At this point, why not both?

a star chart of the constellation Leo with the Lion's Gate pointed out to be the Lion's asshole

oh is it that time of year again

The nice thing about being a bigger person is the correspondingly bigger capacity that comes along with it—and getting people to come because of it.

So many of your favorite thinkers and creativities are marginalized people who are currently focused on survival and/or political action.

Would be cool if you supported them in meaningful ways, like by paying them or wearing an n95 or setting up mutual aid networks, instead of bemoaning less posts.

(I already heard you thinking "sam.")

hi

a man with glasses walking in a parking garage with a whole Monster energy can in his mouth

Fair.

defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER

Every day, my reputation as the office cryptid grows, even without my trying to, and it pleases me greatly.

sorry for my bad posts. I will not stop

I don’t like doing this but I’m in dire straits. Been homeless and living out of a hotel for a couple months and am currently sick. I’m trying to feed myself and also afford to stay in the room. If anyone is feeling generous my PayPal is @ josmeeks. Anything helps.

A reminder I needed from chatting with my spirits: my practices are good to maintain good relationships with my world and my spirits, but it also has to be good for me. I need to remember to do my stuff *for me* to make it work best *for me* as part of those relationships.

Find savor in all you do.

Very crunchy (tastefully done but if it weren't for what it was, I'd call it overcooked), and rather sweet, like there was honey or syrup in the breading/batter.

Huh. Amish fried chicken is a thing, apparently, and not bad at all.

smbc comic dragging Dunkin donuts

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

hi brain