Rev. Alcyone Daze

Could not help but see this and feel that a vampire slaying kit today would be hopelessly ugly; all sleek Swedish lines and muted neutrals. We’ve lost all sense of everyday pomp. A tragedy, really.

It is so incredibly humiliating that this dumb motherfucker is running a society of 350 million people into the dirt because he's scared of dying.

I cannot be trusted to hold anything that both

a) has a firing mechanism and

b) activates close to 20 years of staff-based martial arts, dancing with flow toys, or coin/pencil/other small object stimming finger rolls

This murder mystery justified the purchase of a (cosplay! fake foam!) 1860s derringer and my goal over the next few months is to not accidentally be caught twirling it as a stim during a work call.

Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.

Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

poly market on twitter: Polymarket 🤝 Substack We are excited to announce our exclusive partnership with Substack...

The only SubMarket I'm interested in is written by Laura Antoniou

Giant Kelp eclipses sunlight underwater on the cover of my coloring book called The Seaweed Coloring Book No. 1. Giant Kelp Communities. Copyright 2025.

I picked up some proofs of my coloring book yesterday before it snowed in Bellingham WA. I'm hoping to have them in larger numbers soon. I wanted to go with a full color version but the costs are too dear right now... The idea was to tie kelp beds to diversity without being too obvious.

trying to incentivize rooting for your team to lose went so badly in blaseball we had to blow up the sun

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

Heated Rivalry (2025)

diogenes: yesterday i fell down a muddy hill for what must've been about an hour and it jostled my body so much i ended up pissing and cumming before passing out

plato: and what, do you expect me to feel bad for you?

diogenes: i was bragging

Nem taking a selfie, she's wearing her new fencing helmet and has decorated the grill with arcane symbols and gold trim.

I upgraded my fencing mask and spent yesterday enruning it in (mostly) Linear B so my namesake can embody me and clown on fools

It's pretty incredible, but as of the end of last month, our UCLA @3wishesprogram.bsky.social has fulfilled over 8000 wishes!

Beans had the best idea to combat my late winter, post-Carnival blues.

Freddie: ”All right gang! Let’s see who’s behind this harmful idea!”
*Pulls off mask*
All: “Old Man John Calvin!!!”
Velma: “Jeepers!”
Shaggy: “Like, Zoinks!”
Scooby: “Ruh-Roh”
Vemla: *loud bangs as she casually double taps him*
All: :O
Velma: “Seriously, fuck that guy.”

musing again 2nite that imo there are two types of divers: those who hear the song of the deep, and those who do not.

the song is beautiful & terrifying; it whispers of peace & joy & wonder; it is the most relaxed u will ever be, & yet u cannot indulge it for else it will surely claim u.

Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead

Your Pro Wrestler Name is [Name of your first pet] + "The [High School Mascot]" + [Your mother's maiden name]

GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY FUCKING PASSION

"Carrotmaxxing"
"Hopmogging"
"Bunnicular"

is this anything?

FOND

Two of my favorite things in the same blog post: Thelema and people recognizing that @hikikomorphism.bsky.social is a brilliant lady.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

Nah, I love mine! I managed to convert it from a storage space into a bonus living room that’s only comfortable to hang out in if you’re under 5’4”

I love this apartment, but it’s a converted industrial space from the 1920s so I have to be pretty careful about old bolts/pulleys in the beams.

I do find it really funny that friend reactions to this sign are either

A) Mystery Hunt jokes, or

B) seminary friends gritting their teeth and going “that ‘reliably’ is doing a lot of lifting.”

It’s ten years; I had a gnarly chain of events a couple of days ago where I managed to dump a bag of cat shit onto myself, and, mid-jumping back in horror, caught my forearm on an industrial bolt protruding from a beam in my loft. Took out a chunk of skin, and there was Some Triaging.

I have never been on a winning Hunt team but between Rage and Palindrome I am basically a Deranged Former Theatre Kid for hire.

Red booty shorts of the type commonly seen with writing across the butt. The text reads "This is neither part of the puzzle, nor can it reliably contact the dead. Please don't touch.

First thought: this reads like the long-term nuclear waste warnings

Second thought: I must make a mock-up