ransom!

its shatners fault for playing in so many movies (at least two) about him having an affair with a younger woman but love infidelity fics soooo much......

help the escort spock wip where jim cheats on his wife for spock and gets such a rush out of this secret....

MY JIM CHEATING/BREAKING UP BRAINROT ISNT KIRK DRIFT!!! ITS IN FACT GONE ALL THE WAY AROUND BACK INTO NOT KIRK DRIFT!!!! You get it.

"Jim is the emotionally mature one and has to help Spock work through his issues 🥺 He wouldn't make a lot of relationship mistakes or need a lot of help with opening up" If you say so...

"Jim is either a sweet golden retriever that just wants love or a traumatized in a way that makes him super open and craving traditional romantic attachments 🥺" If you say so..

Jim Kirk would like refuse to go to therapy because he'd be convinced he didn't need it because he "doesn't have anything wrong with him its just other people" and also because he doesn't cry which means he doesn't have issues

He looks like a bride in this gear

The same drawing as above except without rendering or speech bubbles.

(rambles cont.) Mirror Kirk definitely also desperately wants to turn him into a pain slut. It's the easiest sensation for them both to process, and Mirror Kirk likes testing his loyalty this way. A more efficient way to deal with AOS Kirk's Spock insecurities IS to just leash him.

+ Lineart ver.

A colored digital illustration page of Mirror Universe Kirk and Spock based off the reboot movies. Kirk looks mostly the same, but Spock has a full beard, a mullet, and is wearing an earring and a collar with an o-ring. In the first panel Jim bites into Spock while embracing him, saying "Best first officer in the empire - and you're mine. Don't forget it." Below, Kirk anally penetrates Spock, who is bleeding, blood trickling down from his hole and smearing green on Kirk's cock. In the final panel a bust of Spock looks up with his mouth open, and off-panel Kirk says "Open," and "Good dog."

@bottomspockweek.bsky.social #bottomspockweek2025 Day 4: Mirrorverse
//CW: (green) blood//

Still think it's a shame we never got to see bearded Quinto Spock. I never really see prime Spock as into pain but I can imagine Mirror Spock being a bit of a sadomasochist.

Fan art of (presumably) Kirk's ass being grabbed by Spock's hands with a little IDIC symbol tattoo on one cheek.

We love a good IDIC symbol around here... 🖖🏼

Golden Oldies & New Delights #fanzine, uncredited artist, 1985 #spirk #k/s #ZineAppreciation

this would be such a good pickup line.... otw now so we can make reference photos o7

this is just making me want to go back to my ghostbat wip i started over that piece of art you did of bruce riding khoa while holding his heart... has lots of your favorites (necro, gore & wound fucking, gaslighting, etc etc) since we're hand in hand in being freaks....

me anytime they have kirk act so bitchily to anyone with equal/higher authority than his

wahh... this is so sweet, i always fear im being too annoying or stupid HDOFHF but it genuinely makes me feel so much better knowing other people also got an enjoyment from my string of conscious liveblogs! i pinky promise im going to at least spam my way entirely through s2 before the year ends!

two photos from Gone Girl, showing a man entering the shower. You can start to see his flat ass and a bit of dick. He's circumcized, if that detail matters.

not to body shame him and/or his body double but afflecks acting wasnt the only thing that was pretty flat.....

and thank you! im just having a normal immunocompromised moment in my body cant handle any head cold without escalating it but i promise im okay! hopefully it and some increased anxiety eases up soon & ill get better at posting again since i have missed talking to all of you so dearly <33

GDJFHF coming three weeks late with a 'i have been feeling quite under the weather due to yet another fight with pneumonia but i believe i shall make a swift enough recovery to write in a more timely manner soon!' just to never receive another letter 😭😭

also wondering if ben affleck had a penis double for that one shower shot. wondering also if he can act with any strong emotions too since this is the first thing i seen him in but mostly just pondeirng the penis thing

i recently watched gone girl while knitting randomly and all it confirmed was how much i hated the book back when i read it :/

do you think hes naturally ass hairless or is he breaking out the wax every two weeks....

i have been coughing up sooo much blood and phlegm with a resting pulse of 140+ but fuck it we ball. how are all my favorite freaks (you all <3) doing since the last time i posted...

honestly trying to just get enough to afford an eye exam to see if it'll help with my chronic migraines since i been getting worse and worse symptoms lol. i doubt it will but i haven't had one in 3 years so maybe itll help? maybe. if i dont pass out in a kitchen before that.

if you get 30 hours a week you get a full 100 dollar health insurance and you cant request any time off for any holiday

bonus points to "showing up on time is showing late, arrive at least twenty minutes early to your scheduled shift" and you get unpaid medical leave for 6 weeks but only if you have the doctor note to show it was needed/paperwork in case of adoption/birth

text that has a header that reads: ”Pay Conversations". underneath it is two bullet points: 1. Discussion of pay rates between employees is not allowed. 2. If you have questions or concerns, see a manager or the owner directly.

was given a digital employee handbook today and brother this is straight up illegal lol

im so envious.... on tumblr whenever i do my weeklyish pop in i still somehow see him mentioned despite having his and the other members names and variations on their names filtered, the band filtered, and every abbreviation i can think of filtered....

all this while deeply nauseous and i been getting worse aura effects with my migraines so im kinda guessing with not splitting my yarn at moments lol

this pair is using thicker yarn (dk) & small needles (US1) to test out a german short row toe-up approach (autistic, want to avoid seam at the toe)

i have some long toes (😏) so i made the toe box longer before starting the foot pattern since just stockinette is boring. probably will do a GSR heel?

a pair of double pointed needles with the toe of a knitted sock on them.

back on my sock grind

actually made me laugh like. damn I am fulfilling the transsexual prophecy..... although i think im more of the futch with terminal baby face working the grill while dripping sweat and so red in the face compared to my composed buddy Leaf whos making the expensive coffee .....