Elinor Jones

The zoo videos of the animals with pumpkins make me sad that they don’t get pumpkins every day

Love to use my $600 phone as a snack tray

It’s cool that Alaska merged with Hawaiian to make it so neither website functions. That’s corporate synergy!

I had thoughts on the Louvre heist getaway that 1) would have worked, and 2) would have been very fun.

I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing." John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

Car drivers only stop at crosswalks for the attention

I think that if the ICE guys wanna wear masks they should at least be required to let people they went to high school with know it’s them so we can talk about it.

Oregon senator’s marathon overnight speech to protest Trump’s policies is still going U.S. Sen. Jeff Merkley started his floor speech Tuesday evening to draw attention to President Trump's "authoritarian" policies.

U.S. Sen. Jeff Merkley started his floor speech Tuesday evening to draw attention to President Trump's "authoritarian" policies.

I don't think folks have any conception of how radicalized a lot of moms are becoming as they go through shit like "will my babysitter get kidnapped" and "will my child be able to get the measles vaccine"

We Don't Know How to Tell Queer Stories So Guy Branum Wrote 'Be Fruitful' Elinor Jones

Super funny Q&A with Guy Branum by @elinorjoneser.bsky.social. I never know what she'll ask next.

I need a new screen

Contact Me! — Claire Willett

Extremely specific ask!

in search of leads for OREGON ONLY artists, crafters, creative practitioners for ArtsWatch story about protest art / art as protest. poets, knitters, muralists, anything. happy to anonymize you for safety if preferred!

ping me here: www.clairewillettwrites.com/contact-me

It’s so crazy that
feel bad + exercise and sunshine =
feel good
Gets me every time!!!

Imagine a literal raccoon in a literal saddle. Thats all of you.

Googling “tyra banks hot ice cream” makes me feel ill but I’m gonna do it

I usually only keep it about 75 on the land the sea the sky so that’s probably why I don’t have any Grammys!

you don’t even have stores anymore

It should be illegal to talk about one’s investment portfolio at a boba place

Parenting fail of the day is my daughter FORGOT the name Pee-wee’s Playhouse and was like “you know, that one show you like…Wally’s Weirdhouse?”

Life of a Swamp Girl is the caption I wrote for that picture. Don’t invite me to your wedding if there’s gonna be mosquitoes

TIL Kim jong un is younger than me

I bet this had the sound and textural vibe of when cocktail weenies get shrink wrapped

Babies: PLEASE read this it’s so dumb you will lose 10 negativities from whatever else you were about to read and you will gain 50 😎🤪 points

My mid-40s brother who just went through a breakup informed me he is “getting into supplements.” Aw. Yeah buddy. We know.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I also girlboss the portmanteau

THE TRASH REPORT: White House Trash Dump, State News, New Couples, and Leaning Into AI (Not) Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to the Trash Report! I hope you are living and thriving, which are two words that should rhyme, but don't. Let's start pronouncing "thriving" like "living" and say it m...

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time for another hilarious edition of THE TRASH REPORT by @elinorjoneser.bsky.social. In this week's gossip: Reese Witherspoon leans into AI, Sydney Sweeney dating worst guy ever, and Luigi Mangione is the new face of Shein? 👀

Hello, police? Yes my partner wouldn’t let me buy the 12 ft Home Depot skeleton

Putting on pants and finding tums in the pocket is the putting on pants and finding $5 in the pocket of your 40s

Salads with chips on them…damn