James Hope Howard

Oh that's what's going on

what stage of capitalism is this

a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Remember all the series previews telling us that the Blue Jays' main ticket to success would be to get to the Dodgers' bullpen? Now, they probably hadn't meant all in one game, granted, but

"We've had a little bit of everything, this ballgame. Of course, we've played two ballgames."

The Dodgers’ organist just snuck Powerline’s I2I into the bottom of the sixteenth inning of a World Series game, almost exactly two hours later, which is fair

an image composite of all 487 pitches thrown in this game

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Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Wouldn't it be amazing if they bring Kershaw in and he shoves, just absolutely redeems his entire postseason career? Walks off the mound to like the most massive standing ovation?

And then they send him out for one more inning?

Not that I’d noticed, but the guy could be rapping Roll The Bones up there in the booth, just livin’ his best life

NICE

Hah! I can dig it

Lester the Possum getting his head slapped around backwards and then mauled by children was always good for at least a few rewinds in our house

Ah! Right on, that is a very good prompt

The Dodgers’ organist just snuck Powerline’s I2I into the bottom of the tenth inning of a World Series game, as you do, obviously

Congratulations!!

Imagining Julius Caesar Act 3, Scene 3 right now but with Guchengxianmiantuantuanshangmaoshanghanggerenduzi the Poet

cant wait to see the new tron movie and see what all of my favorite tron characters are up to. catch up on all of the trons. fucking. the entire tron family

Sickos Baseball Character

TO THE 15TH

Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Mariners win

The boxscore for a winner-take-all playoff baseball game that is tied 2-2 in the 15th – not a typo – the 15th inning. Also some salmon mascot characters are racing along the field but this isn’t about them

One of these two teams will be going home, and the other of the two will be tasked with scoring more runs than the Toronto Blue Jays

is that good

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

“Sacrifice yourself to the Satsu-To-ny Khan-o!”

Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.

futurism.com/artificial-i...
"Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown [with] analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis."
Weird-Pissy-Sepia-Yellow Monday being four Black Mondays at once is gonna be WILD

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"