justkunk

The thing is, guys, humans are disgusting. I love y’all but I wouldn’t want to touch most of you either.

It’s 10,000 degrees on this plane and someone’s ass is just toot toot tooting like Thomas the tank engine.

why couldn't they let Stewart just tag Miles Bridges?? That guy is absolutely in need of a thunderpunch

The bartender here muddles his cherries and orange. Am I in Kenosha?

God that buffalo chicken DP Dough at 2am in Alexander Court was better than the fucking French Laundry.

I’m in the motherfucking charlotte airport delayed for roughly the 14,000th time in my life.

Bad Bunny’s watch tonight is flawless and I don’t even love APs. www.audemarspiguet.com/com/en/watch...

Bring me pain.

Get out of here with that. Fuck the masters in the ear.

BRING ME FUCKIN BASEBALL BABY

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Is @chriswarcraft.bsky.social feeling more jealousy or pride at a member of the brethren being the real mvp of the Super Bowl?

You really have to feel bad for the people of Boston, who… ha… sorry I don’t know where that came from… hahahaha… I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I just… hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck yooouuuuuu

When Collinsworth says "I've got nothing for you here," what he is saying is that the interception you just saw was one of the most revolting things he's ever seen in football

Was driving my falling-apart Volvo to the Collegian office in the James building and listening on the radio when Hester returned that kick.

Just let Serena come out and crip walk again and detonate this place

JD Vance hate fucking an Italian couch over this halftime show

Jimmy Butler playing performative dominoes in a Panama hat in the Bad Bunny show.

See, this is what happens when we normalize the idea of Boston. We get commericals like that Dunkin' thing.

We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.

Remember that dogshit Ravens/Giants Super Bowl?

This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome

As someone who watches about 5 NFL games a year, this is a great advertisement for the product!

In the real big game of the day, Fusion Thorns won 13-1 to kick off the indoor season.

A prick of towering proportions

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

I’m not gonna lie, watching Vonn’s training run is making me slightly nauseous.

Winter Olympics is master mode ‘guys remembering some guys.’

Joey Cheek.

Sometimes I’m randomly reminded how fucking good Andor was.

I’m tryin, Ringo. I’m tryin real hard to be the shepherd.