Tom

It is the year 2043. The Jays trade Joey Loperfido to the Astros for a left handed outfielder. The US government releases 4 new epstein files in wingding font.

American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met

it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever

I appreciate Kenny Albert honoring Sam Rosen by reminding us that the Tkachuks and Hugheses are brothers

Also however dumb you think the Miami thing was, it’s somehow dumber and probably a sign an amicable break last winter probably would’ve benefitted both sides.

My feelings on Castellanos

1. It was the absolute right move to sign him at the time.
2. If he was even close to his career averages here he’d still be here
3. As frustrating as he was, they don’t get to the WS or NLCS without him.
4. It was time for both sides to move on

All of this can be true

See as someone who doesn’t drink I can at least see the point in providing options for people who don’t drink alcohol whether by choice or by recovery to allow them to socially participate safely.

But everything else on the lifestyle hygiene list just feels like targeted influencer ads

"oh haha it would be so funny if nobody scored a touchdown," you post into your bluesky machine, without realizing how much cash fanduel is going to save on first-TD and anytime-TD props in the event of a zero-TD game

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

This feels like the last game Seattle played in Santa Clara last month: a 16-6 Week 18 reduction fest where they basically just sat on the ball offensively with their run game because they knew the 49ers offense wasn’t doing anything

I’ve also seen guys get kicked out of the Saloon while trying to start a fight with me as they were getting dragged out so nothing really surprises me

If you mean the place that had the speakeasy above it then yes, that was the old Rathskellar

Listen. At the end of the day I’m so glad Panarin is gone. The dude sexually assaulted someone. I don’t care how many goals he scored. That said. The trade is still atrocious and I can be mad at the return.

And that’s going to mean taking a long look at their player development, at their front office. And it also means ALL OF US have to be honest with ourselves that the next 5-10 seasons are going to absolutely suck but we have no choice but to just get through it.

And here’s the thing. There are no quick fixes, there’s no Brassard for Zibanejad or Gomez for McDonagh trade coming. Free agency is just varying degrees of guys you already have too many of for the foreseeable future.

You have no choice but to draft and develop your way out and through

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

So who actually owns/controls the archive now

Sadly this is the most State College, PA shit I’ve ever seen

This is both a holy shit and a “this is so fucking State College” moment.

Just fucking once I’d like someone publicly representing my school to not be a massive piece of shit but I guess that’s just way too much to ask

The lack of return here create even more pressure for a Trocheck trade, and Drury has got to cross fingers that something doesn't happen in Italy.

Now it’s officially 2018 all over again, complete with a rushed trade at a deadline that didn’t need to happen

My hockey team is going to suck for the next 10-15 years and the fact they probably won’t be good again or will probably never win anything in my lifetime is on me for hitching my wagon to a James Dolan entity

The Ants of Ant-aheim

Notice how he doesn’t bring up the billions given to a literal secret police terrorizing anyone it deems as an enemy. Thats just a-ok for the national debt

I mean yea, but this is the same sport that would put box scores and rosters behind a paywall if they thought they could get $5.99/month for it

Yes, it’s as bland and unimaginative a broadcast as you would expect a MLB-produced broadcast to be, and yes, you’ll have to buy yet another subscription for it. But at least you’ll have it.

Long story short, you’ll need another package

They’ll offer a Brewers dot TV or something where it’ll be like 19.99 a month for the broadcast or like 100 something for the year, and they’ll probably make a deal to have a standalone cable channel that’s only active for game and pre/post, à la Red Zone

For as long as I can remember, it’s been a dream of mine to live in Montreal or Toronto for a year.

The last nine days of winter have cured me of that, I think

And NONE of them will be signing autographs

You can’t convince me at least two of those names aren’t from the Mark Donk/Buzz Flibbett School of Evgeni Malkin wingers