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No Benn, Back, Lundkvist and potentially no Duchene. Probably not going to see a great game on Saturday

A Mariners team that may be actively collapsing vs a Toronto team wearing blue and white in a Game 7 at home.

Tomorrow's going to be FUN

"they broke into the louvre?? who could have been so brazen as to steal all that art in broad daylight??"

[camera pans to reveal the british museum]

Just base running and fielding errors all over the place. Although I will give Crawford a little bit of grace on only going to second on that hit because that was an incredible job by the center fielder backing up Barger.

I think Vlad dropping the tag early and having the glove bounce off the dirt bailed Rivas out there but the Mariners seem INCREDIBLY tight right now.

@katiebakes.bsky.social we’ll add another one to The List

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

Someone in 2050:

“BUT HE BOUGHT THE CAR!”

It rhymes with “Sitchen Kink”

To recap:

- Team gets shut out and badly outplayed by openly tanking team playing backup goalie.
- Captain already clearly injured and trying to play through it to detriment same way last captain who wore 8 did
- new TV analyst already blasting compete level

And it’s just Opening Night, friends

I’d like to see Hryckowian since I’d feel a little better having some more offensive upside on the third line but they seem to want the “top two lines do all the scoring and bottom two lines do all the checking and whatever we get of the latter from the former and vice versa is gravy” so…

God DAMN that third line

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

I do remember the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episode only a couple of years ago where they tried this exercise and showed how squirrelly it can get once some teams have used up their spots.

The fact Florida-Tennessee won’t be played every year but Oklahoma-Ole Miss will will never not be weird

Hoooooooly fuck

So is the Stars game actually on because the Stars say it’s on Victory + and the app says it’s very much not

There is also absolutely still a value in yelling about hypocrisy, because every time you do, somebody will come closer to noticing it themselves. “They get away with this because they can” is both the truth *and* the thing we can help our neighbors realize

I say this as someone who loves football and especially college football?

When is it just Too Much Football?

Fucking Venom taking his IP back

Imagine believing that, of all the latently queer customs of Texas A&M, a gender studies course was the one thing capable of turning you gay.

Even putting aside how dumb it is to compare their policy stances to begin with, Michelle Obama was First Lady. RFK Jr. IS IN CHARGE OF THE HEALTH AGENCIES.

Michelle Obama: Maybe eat a vegetable and exercise once in awhile.
RFK Jr.: Vaccines are poison and Tylenol causes autism.
The Atlantic: These are the same, to me.

Fuck, sorry dude

The encroachment into enemy gas station territory (or should I say territoriez) has begun

Got really mad I forgot Josef Balej and Thomas Pock

Nick Johnson and Marcus Thames erasure

And of course I forgot Jo Balej

And of course the IYKYK Ranger sicko version

You honestly have to run the table now, and that includes winning at Notre Dame. And if USF’s defense was able to physically pound you like that, I don’t think they’re doing much better against a Marcus Freeman defense