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Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.

Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.

Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.

Documentarian: Exactly.

Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?

02.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 3628    🔁 639    💬 18    📌 5

Meeting in solidarity with Haitians in Springfield, Ohio now - over 600 people and still growing.

02.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 3596    🔁 743    💬 40    📌 70

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

01.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 4457    🔁 653    💬 218    📌 630

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

24.01.2026 23:29 — 👍 26067    🔁 6880    💬 322    📌 134

Vance's conduct this week is obviously impeachable. I'm talking about his public conduct. Whatever private murder coverup he's participating in is what you find out once you start impeachment.

09.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 8388    🔁 1344    💬 80    📌 23

Truly insane that insider trading now includes jarheads putting down on Kalshi.

03.01.2026 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

02.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 11349    🔁 1738    💬 97    📌 62

Would happily watch as it replicates like Pink Panther

13.12.2025 23:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.

13.12.2025 23:07 — 👍 3865    🔁 246    💬 51    📌 15

Most surreal part of the Zohran vs Donald Trump meeting was a reporting asking "Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist" and Trump going "I don't mind...it's easier...it's easier than explaining" and Zohran just smiled and said "yes"

21.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 765    🔁 100    💬 15    📌 6

White text on red background reads: You Have Constitutional Rights DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR if an immigration agent is knocking. If you are inside of your house, show the card through the window or slide it under the door. DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS from an immigration agent if they try to talk to you. You have the right to remain silent. DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING without first speaking to a lawyer. You have the right to speak with a lawyer. If you are outside of your house, SHOW THIS CARD TO THE AGENT. Ask the agent if you are free to leave and if they say you can, leave calmly.

White text on red background reads You Have Constitutional Rights I do not wish to speak with you, answer your questions, or sign or hand you any documents based on my 5th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution. I do not give you permission to enter my home based on my 4th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution unless you have a warrant to enter, signed by a judge or magistrate with my name on it that you slide under the door. I do not give you permission to search any of my belongings based on my 4th Amendment rights. I choose to exercise my constitutional rights.

White text on red background reads: Usted tiene derechos constitucionales: NO ABRA LA PUERTA si un agente de inmigración está tocando la puerta. NO CONTESTE NINGUNA PREGUNTA de un agente de inmigración si el trata de hablar con usted. Usted tiene el derecho de mantenerse callado. NO FIRME NADA sin antes hablar con un abogado. Usted tiene el derecho de hablar con un abogado. Si usted está afuera de su casa, pregunte al agente si es libre para irse y si dice que sí, váyase con tranquilidad. ENTREGUE LA TARJETA EN INGLÉS AL AGENTE. Si usted está dentro de su casa, muestre la tarjeta por la ventana o pásela debajo de la puerta.

Usted tiene derechos constitucionales: No deseo hablar con usted, responder a sus preguntas ni firmar o entregarle ningún documento, basándome en mis derechos de la Quinta Enmienda de la Constitución de los Estados Unidos. No le doy permiso para entrar a mi hogar, basándome en mis derechos de la Cuarta Enmienda de la Constitución de los Estados Unidos, a menos que tenga una orden de registro firmada por un juez o magistrado con mi nombre, que deslice por debajo de la puerta. No le doy permiso para registrar ninguna de mis pertenencias, basándome en mis derechos de la Cuarta Enmienda. Elijo ejercer mis derechos constitucionales.

We’re hearing helicopters and word is spreading of massive ICE raids tomorrow and Friday particularly in Gwinnett. These excessive raids put all of us in danger. Spread the word, look out for each other, and remember your rights.

20.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 178    🔁 134    💬 5    📌 7

I cannot explain how much you've fucked up when Catholic priests are alright with going on cable news and comparing you to Nazis and slave catchers.

17.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For Chrissakes when will someone start a business where they replace the I in ITALY with EAT

16.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just left the New Haven pizzeria and everyone was talking about Zohran. "He is a communist!" they said. "We do not like him!"

16.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

after this many years of watching president grandpa get mad at whatever he sees on television i'm prepared to vote for whichever candidate can most snobbishly say "i don't even own a TV". the more they look down on the debate moderator for asking about it the better

16.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 1157    🔁 70    💬 23    📌 7

Paul Begala seems to be mixing up a campaign strategy with a governing ideology.

16.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's always two insane pedophiles telling each other "excatlyyyy"

15.11.2025 05:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot wait for South Park next week

14.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diane Sawyer: so you're saying it's... it's true?

Bill Clinton: yes it is

Sawyer: so does that mean you identify...any differently?

Clinton: [chuckles] oh that ain't gay to be gettin' hat like that. He's the gay one.

14.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Luke 17:21 is the Dem's truth nuke.

14.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lina Khan is Zohran's Dick Cheney

14.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are whole generations who didn’t grow up on the Something Awful Forums in the ‘00s, and thus did not have it hammered into them that the ephebophilia defense just makes you look worse.

13.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 65    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

27.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 6050    🔁 892    💬 48    📌 24

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

28.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 6420    🔁 1403    💬 33    📌 14