Sean

That grilled cheese cheeseburger they keep showing is looking pretty good rn

What they don’t tell you is that you can (and should) cut up mozzarella sticks and put them in tomato soup.

Stay tuned for more insider secrets

I love watching baseball and looking at my phone while watching baseball

Everyone groans when Chris Pratt walks into the balcony overlooking St Peter's

My favorite is the guy that got mad at his wife for being a chomper and talking to him when he was playing Phish in the car

Did not get a wide release. Did not really reflect my hometown. My dad had to travel to 2 hours away from Lebanon to be filmed as an extra for it (his scene did not make it in)

vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process

I saw the announcement for them a few days ago so I’ve been planning a trip for tomorrow all week

Taco Bell has conditioned me believe that if I don’t get a limited time item the day of release, I’ll never get to try it

This shit fuckin rocks. Go birds forever

Anxiety will continue to increase throughout the day. Go birds.

“I’m building an army to dismantle the government”
“Brilliant, sir”
“And it will be entirely made up of strange boys”
“Uhh, yeah … yeah great”

Out of respect for my fellow man, I will be issuing myself a man-card revocation if my wife doesn’t give me the gross bacon bouquet for Valentine’s

Getting hate from everyone in my house (one person - wife) for drinking eggnog 😤

I’m all for bullying these losers but the nice thing about Bluesky is that they don’t show up in my feed every 5 posts like they would in the last two years of using Twitter

Sous-chefs

“Too many vegetables” - some guy with thin blue line profile pic in the Hoagie Gurus fb group

Gotta get used to being on a social media platform that actually works again

Fuck it. I’m here.