lillian‼️

they should make a rotisserie chicken you can vape

user @lhummus high in the air over theater seats. they are wearing a harness, a respirator mask, and a headlamp.

everybody get on an elevated surface NOW

happened to my buddy eric too

what do you mean when you keep practicing things you get better at them? stop that.

it’s really sad i know it used to be a big artsy area and now i feel like i’m walking through a judgey rich suburb :/

working in the west village today and i feel like everyone I pass on the street is calling me poor

If you want to make a song about California you first have to win a knife fight with the Red Hot Chili Peppers

sorry everyone i got really into solitaire for a few days so i stopped using social media

front view of Cat napkins holder.Its bigger then regular tissue box.Makes a great joke, gift.

back view of Cat napkins holder.Its bigger then regular tissue box.Makes a great joke, gift.

Cat napkins holder.Its bigger then regular tissue box.Makes a great joke, gift.

song about the H train taking you to the best and worst places in nyc (fictional places, silly?)

my notes app after one Diet Mountain Dew Baja Blast

$2 iced coffee $3 bacon, egg, and cheese $1 hashbrown dunkin donuts app

nothing is more beautiful than this

the worst part about being in an industry is suddenly knowing people’s interpersonal drama

i could see that! i also texted someone about this and they said while not cheap, the stanleys/branded waterbottle obsession is huge with tweens/teens

whats the cheap plastic garbage kids are obsessed with rn? i feel like we haven’t had a big one since slime and fidget spinners era

june 22nd, 2015 is such an unassuming day fir the album of all time to
come out

i’m sorry i just saw them in concert and it was such a transcendental experience….. it felt more like performance art than a concert….

Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay

august 23rd, 2024 is such an unassuming day for the album of all time to come out

i love not working mondaysssss

i am so incredibly drunk on the train and that is the beauty of nyc…. in what other city can i safely get home for $2.90…..

nintendo switch should be $10

train conductor shut the train door as i was walking thru and crushed me 😀

self care today is listening to this over and over

spotify page for “Face Down in The Garden” by Tennis. shows that the album is releasing in 2 days.

signed copy of “Face Down in The Garden” by Tennis

omg…. happy bday to me…

a google form entitled "bluesky verification complaint form" the first question is "who is the user in question" the second question is "what's the complaint"; the two options are "they're verified" and "they're not verified"

please file your complaints in an orderly fashion

it's lamb cake disaster time

a screenshot of a groupme chat titled “Call me a lab rat…” a link to “Hey Look Ma, I Made It” by Panic! at the Disco three messages reading “this is actually so terrible” “this is fucking offensive” “we have to make music that is the opposite of this” the screenshot shows that the poster is listening to “Too Weird to Live, Too Rare To Die” by Panic! at the Disco

me on the top of a ladder trying to reach a light

orange cat asleep on his side

it's hot today so he's following me around the apartment and then throwing himself on the floor dramatically

sigh.