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Chip (french fries) Butties.. butter up some bread slices place it in the air fryer for about 5 minutes at 200 temp .. place the already cooked chips (recommend you do that first) and but in the between the slices (ad sauce of choice if you lIke). Also good is a Bacon Buttie.

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Happy Birthday

Does every fucking movie or TV show set in a post apocalyptic setting have to have a pregnant character in it?

The Milwaukee Brewers’s mascot a man dressed in the team uniform, with a big toothy grin, big yellow moustache with matching hair and large eyes. He is on the balcony of some cottage in the upper stands of the stadium

Seem to be watching the raw satellite feed of the Brewers v Cubs ballgame from Milwaukee, so when there is break I just get test shots from inside the stadium , including this unsettling angle #mlb

Another good person that these cunts outlived.

Oh, can’t embed live Youtube video feeds here’s a link : www.youtube.com/live/oibsohQ...

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Saw one bring in a mangled Lorikeet the other day.. Lorikeets mate with one partner for life.. so there maybe a widow lori out there that witness their S.O get by the big murder bird.

Watching the parent Peregrine Falcon feed their chicks in their skyscraper nest. Makes me realise it must be like horror movie for birds in cities where these falcons nest.. Sometimes their prey are still alive when they bring them to the nest for feeding.

Insane ballgame in Seattle at the moment. No team wants to let in a leading run #mlb

I got the app but I can’t log in with my username (email address) or bsky handle .. the app is just a log in screen with no further options.

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Watching “Something Wicked This Way Comes”, which is the third film have watched in the space of a few weeks that has Jonathon Pryce in it.. plus been watching Slow Horses. So I guess The Pryce is Right about now.

Philadelphia one the great sports cities had a pretty shitty night. Phillies eliminated from the #MLB postseason, and in the #NFL the Eagles just got beaten by a New York team

A post plugging the new issue of Viz (which, as we say, is in the shops today). A Top Tip reading as follows ... a-hem ... and here it is ... "Save money on whoopee cushions by farting loudly at dinner parties. Tim Steel, Hornchurch."

There's a new issue (Viz 350) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.

AFLW star says 'punching down' on Mad Monday must end Inaugural Carlton AFLW star Darcy Vescio has urged players to be more conscious of their role-model status when dressing up for end-of-season celebrations.

Inaugural Carlton AFLW star Darcy Vescio has urged players to be more conscious of their role-model status when dressing up for end-of-season celebrations.

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Annoyed that in the most recent “Only Murders In The Building“ episod. They had Dylan Baker play a role, and he didn’t share any scenes with Steve Martin’s character.

The Dodgers are like the Geelong Cats of the MLB.. always there at the end… and probably at the expense of your team #mlb #afl

Not a great visual is it.
AFL paid Snoop Dogg millions of dollars to perform, Gout Gout hundred of thousands to start a race, and then Preston FC folds.

My phone lock screen with the time of day in large text and looking at a bay beach coastline on a cloudy day

I take so much landscape photos on cloudy days that my phone lock screen always looks like the thumbnail for some gritty murder mystery show.

the AFL 10 day Trade Period is like a Netflix show: a lot of talking, nothing really exciting happens until the end, and then you have to wait for months to see how it all plays out. #afl

The only reasoning I can thinking of is every American college teams fans are just as obnoxious as each other, that they all cancel each other out.

From following the UrinatingTree subreddit I will never understand why Americans take college sport so seriously. so kids lose a gridiron match and the response is “YEAH FUCK YOU BROWN UNIVERSITY, SUCK SHIT”

Keeping Up Appearances actor Patricia Routledge dies aged 96 The actor was best known for her role as the pretentious housewife Hyacinth Bucket, and for the series Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Patricia Routledge, the stage and screen actor best known for starring as Hyacinth Bucket in the BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances and Henrietta “Hetty” Wainthropp in the television series Hetty Wainthropp Investigates, has died at the age of 96. Routledge was born in Birkenhead, Cheshire, in 1929 and attended the University of Liverpool and the Bristol Old Vic Theatre School. She began her career in theatre and musical theatre in 1952, later making her Broadway debut in 1966 in How’s the World Treating You. Routledge would go on to win a Tony award and an Olivier for her stage work, and was a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company for several years, appearing in productions including Richard III, alongside Antony Sher. Continue reading...

Keeping Up Appearances actor Patricia Routledge dies aged 96

We're going to the Pyongyang Comedy Festival!

We're going to the beautiful country of North Korea and it doesn't count as selling out! preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...

Is there major breaking news? Or are Bluesky servers just shithouse?

Me in a suit cost and collared black shirt, hawthorn tracksuit shorts and Ugg boots

Had one of those horrible online video job interviews where you answer pre written questions from a screen. Though I would look my best for it

Thought I would give my name a spooky theme now that it’s the season of the Witch. Or something

Google Alert of the final score in the Wild Card game between the Dodgers and the Reds. Dodger won 10 - 5

Thanks Google.. this came up a second before the final pitch was thrown on the ESPN Live broadcast I was watching:

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I’m rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays to win the MLB World Series of Baseball. Cause you know it’s gonna piss Trump and the Magats off if the lone Canadian/non States team wins America’s game during his term. #mlb

My iPhone Lock Screen. The Statue of Liberty in front of the text for the time and gray skies

I do like what you can do with the lock-screens in the new iOS for phones. That’s not a stock image, I took that with my Panasonic LUMIX in 2016

David Cross folks.