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@akul.bsky.social

uh-COOL. अकुल. DC. Former Ohioan. Android Engineer. Bearded. Traveler. Lifter. Skincare junkie. Crossword aficionado. Probs up past my bed time. #FreePalestine

964 Followers  |  601 Following  |  79 Posts  |  Joined: 27.07.2023  |  1.8412

Latest posts by akul.bsky.social on Bluesky

IT IS 2AM IN THE USA, I WANT TO SLEEP

18.11.2025 07:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was so excited to ride in my first Dreamliner… except they won’t let me dim the fucking windows

18.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

god, I’m so ready to go back to the States… never thought I’d say that

17.11.2025 10:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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America Is Taking the Train Airport chaos is leading people to ride the Amtrak. Will they stick with it?

Airports are in chaos as the holiday travel season approaches—and the railroad is looking pretty good by comparison, @kait.bsky.social writes.

16.11.2025 14:00 — 👍 92    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 3

Please explain to me why on earth I’m at a horror themed bar in Bali that is doing a Michael Jackson tribute 😂

16.11.2025 12:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I met some Aussies and they’re taking me to Ubud with them!

15.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Damned WOKE won’t even let Bill Clinton get sucked off by a girl anymore, now it’s gotta be a guy named Donald Trump

14.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

met some Aussies and one of them said “oh, we can get married if you want to get you out of the USA” and I was like “I guess you can get an American passport out of it if that’s useful” and she was like, “it’s useful as kindling” ☠️🔥

14.11.2025 08:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I took a pole dancing class yesterday and everything hurts

03.09.2025 20:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BREAKING: A federal judge reversed National Institutes of Health's terminations of hundreds of critical research grants that were canceled because of their alleged connection to disfavored topics, including diversity, equity, inclusion, and gender identity.

This is a major win for public health.

16.06.2025 21:46 — 👍 32872    🔁 8362    💬 373    📌 409

You should really see how I treat men some time 😭

17.06.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two men in two hours have both used the same phrase to describe me: “hot and cold.” It’s accurate, yet it still stings.

17.06.2025 06:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A beach vacation does the body good! ✌🏽

24.05.2025 20:20 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Posts on this account continue to do numbers over my alt 😂😂

20.05.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2018 -> 2025

20.05.2025 00:19 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Logan Circle has way too many happy gay couples today 😭

20.05.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No Grindr, I’m always going to decline you using my data for AI 🙄

18.05.2025 01:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
11.05.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok

11.05.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no

11.05.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A friend of mine knew I was bulking and brought me a Twix 🥹🥹

10.05.2025 21:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My trainer said he’s happy with my progress 🥹🥹🥹

06.05.2025 22:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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face card came to play today 😇

02.05.2025 04:14 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shoutout to @wmata.com for making our train wait in the station for 15 minutes, move one station, then immediately kick us all off the train and out of the station 🥰

02.05.2025 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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hi, have a thirst trap with stubble

26.04.2025 00:09 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nice job you two!

26.04.2025 00:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well, guess I turned into my parents and let people walk all over me—lovely

30.03.2025 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing that Tw*tter has that BlueSky doesn’t… a turn off reskeets button, dear god, it’s needed 😭

28.03.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My brother in Christ, it is 2pm on a Tuesday, why are people horny? don’t y’all have work?

26.02.2025 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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