recently employed beard haver

I guess that’s what happens when the mayor isn’t up for reelection

I continue to be baffled by how poor the snow removal has been in the city this storm

Cannot fathom how completely out guys in this city can still sometimes act like DL trade

IT IS 2AM IN THE USA, I WANT TO SLEEP

I was so excited to ride in my first Dreamliner… except they won’t let me dim the fucking windows

god, I’m so ready to go back to the States… never thought I’d say that

America Is Taking the Train Airport chaos is leading people to ride the Amtrak. Will they stick with it?

Airports are in chaos as the holiday travel season approaches—and the railroad is looking pretty good by comparison, @kait.bsky.social writes.

Please explain to me why on earth I’m at a horror themed bar in Bali that is doing a Michael Jackson tribute 😂

I met some Aussies and they’re taking me to Ubud with them!

Damned WOKE won’t even let Bill Clinton get sucked off by a girl anymore, now it’s gotta be a guy named Donald Trump

met some Aussies and one of them said “oh, we can get married if you want to get you out of the USA” and I was like “I guess you can get an American passport out of it if that’s useful” and she was like, “it’s useful as kindling” ☠️🔥

I took a pole dancing class yesterday and everything hurts

BREAKING: A federal judge reversed National Institutes of Health's terminations of hundreds of critical research grants that were canceled because of their alleged connection to disfavored topics, including diversity, equity, inclusion, and gender identity.

This is a major win for public health.

You should really see how I treat men some time 😭

Two men in two hours have both used the same phrase to describe me: “hot and cold.” It’s accurate, yet it still stings.

A beach vacation does the body good! ✌🏽

Posts on this account continue to do numbers over my alt 😂😂

2018 -> 2025

Logan Circle has way too many happy gay couples today 😭

No Grindr, I’m always going to decline you using my data for AI 🙄

ok

no

A friend of mine knew I was bulking and brought me a Twix 🥹🥹

My trainer said he’s happy with my progress 🥹🥹🥹

face card came to play today 😇

shoutout to @wmata.com for making our train wait in the station for 15 minutes, move one station, then immediately kick us all off the train and out of the station 🥰

hi, have a thirst trap with stubble