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(Trying to butter up the jury) to the people of the jury, we need to call the fire department, because you all are smoke shows πŸ”₯

03.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Billionaire: Oh whoa be me, I had to pay millions in taxes

Everybody else *pays a larger percentage of their wealth each year in taxes*

19.07.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his mouth open and the words `` it 's not so bad '' next to him . ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words `` it 's not so bad '' next to him .

After using Burt’s Wasps lip balm

27.06.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got this! Day 1,035 for me clean off alcohol and narcotics

06.05.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he seemed like such a fungi

03.05.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats! I’m three year narcotics free as of January πŸ™Œ one day at a time, you got this!

02.05.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG MAN IN THE TRENCHES

I’ve never been so excited about a guard pick

25.04.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caesar: *whispers* someone stab me so I can leave this dog haired time traveler

22.04.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I think Aubrey can’t dig himself any deeper, he goes ahead and grabs a shovel

#Kendrick #won #Drake #lost #music

17.04.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fall down, be humble

16.04.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He won a game for the Giants and dropped their draft spot πŸ˜‚

12.04.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Currently training birds to only shit on teslas πŸ’©

10.04.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But Cybergruel has what plants crave (slurp)

Electrolytes

04.04.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jordan > LeFlop

However, he could be LeGoat with a few more championships

27.03.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

S tier album for sure. Only album for Kendrick I think that is ahead of #GKMC is Damn.

23.03.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

JSN over both Addison and Kupp

17.03.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Addison was a top 20 receiver, so for the majority of teams he would be their top receiver. Of course Jefferson is the #1 receiver on the Vikings, but Darnold elevated the play of everyone around him

16.03.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Darnold elevated Jordan Addison into a borderline WR1, I have faith in Darnold that he can continue his success from last year. I agree we need to improve the O Line or else it doesn’t matter who we have at QB and WR

16.03.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooo we’re getting worse for not overpaying a 35 year old QB and a diva WR? Your logic doesn’t add up

16.03.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the market, 15mil for Kupp is a steal. At least we didn’t overpay for Devante Adams

16.03.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO πŸ˜‚

16.03.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha yes I’m feeling huge just like Genos and DKs bloated contracts πŸ˜‚

16.03.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm… so should we say Geno had no help from Lockett, DK, or JSN then? If we’re talking about Darnold having a stellar situation, dude

16.03.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sam Darnold brings lethal deep ball to Seahawks, advanced stats show Considering the Seattle Seahawks are reportedly set to give free agent quarterback Sam Darnold more than $100 million over the next three years, it's safe to sa

Here’s another article buddy, specifically on Darnolds deep ball

www.si.com/nfl/seahawks...

16.03.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seattle Seahawks sign QB Sam Darnold to a three-year, $110.5 million deal Just days after trading former starter Geno Smith to the Las Vegas Raiders, the Seattle Seahawks have their new quarterback.

www.pff.com/news/seattle...

Here’s a nice article to read, bud

16.03.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Might want to check stats next time… Darnold > Smith

16.03.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Younger QB for 3 years, a former WR1 on a hometown discount… Vs. overpaying an old QB, and a wide receiver who’s never reached his physical potential…

I’ll take that

16.03.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t it Darnold’s first playoff game?

15.03.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excluding playoffs, Darnold was stellar last season. He’s cheaper and younger, so an upgrade over Geno

15.03.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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