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Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum

“Am I dyin’?’

YES.

‘Will I die?’

YES.

Granny Weatherwax thought this over. ‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’

YES.

‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’”

Gym = 10% exercise + 40% waiting for machine + 50% idling on machine finding the perfect spotify track for epic gains

*panics* what happened to all the cute weird frightening gremlin-posts?!

Oh it's on "Discover" feed 🫣

Try blutacking one to the wall :/

Why does every single advent calendar now cost £90 and contain all the things you take home from a hotel room? What are we doing here?

*stares forlornly reminiscing about DDR:Disney*

*leans in and whispers* it's gonna be good, it's the PeePooDo peeps

peepoodo.bobbypills.com/episode/10

JIM QUEEN : le premier long-métrage de Bobbypills ! Un film pailleté du studio derrière les Kassos, Vermin & Peepoodo pour dire non aux claquettes-chaussettes et aux doudounes sans manches.

New queer film fundraiser dropped from @bobbypillsstudio.bsky.social

JIM QUEEN!

fr.ulule.com/jim-queen/

Apocalypse World: Burned Over The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.

IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT APOCALYPSE WORLD RAAAAAH
*tearing off my shirt like that werewolf meme*

www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...

RIP squeenix

A photo of a newspaper advertisement, showing a zoomed in photo of a hand holding a Pilot brand fountain pen. "Make AI Jealous" is written in Japanese next to the hand, with "Write what AI can't touch" in English underneath.

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it

Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

There's a particularly egregious one that sends those mails at 20:00, doubly frustrating -.-

Fucking bullshit recruitment website spam "20 freshest picks", first result *job ad expired*

Black and hot pink art depicting a hand with a punk bracelet holding a pencil and flipping off the camera. The text reads ‘fuck ai, pick up a pencil and create

Make it good, make it bad, make it with your own mind, heart, and soul.

I want to read it the way YOU wrote it.
I want to see it the way YOU’D draw it.
I want to hear it the way YOU’D play it.
Participate in the act of creation.

I don't want an expensive Enterprise-D, I want a little Ceritos that comes with 5 minifigs

I like stationary, particularly sticky notes, I use so many of the things.

I do not like paying for stationary. Someone steal me LOTS from their office pls

a poorly drawn cat with its front legs spread out, back legs hanging down, round eyes, and a curled tail at the bottom

a siamese cat with bright blue eyes is being held up by a hand, its body stretched out with all four legs extended and its tail hanging down

he’s doing pilates

😏

Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat

The most British headline I've seen in a long time.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

more than 6, less than 34

This is how I sound when my D&D players ask about an area I didn't write any lore about ...

Bee Proletariat

Rik Worth (@RikWorth) on twitter: "Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the scientist. The name of the monster is Creature_Final_FlNAL (this one!)(3)"

Several Stickers that are made to look like wax seals, with 2 ribbons trailing off them. One is just a plain ribbon, another is a Trans Flag, another is a Rainbow, and the last is a Pride/Progress Flag. All the red seals say "The Cunt Died"

A bottle of wine, with a sticker on it made to look like a wax seal with the words THE CUNT DIED and two white ribbons coming off it.

Do you have that special someone in your life?

You know, the kind of person you saving a special bottle for when they croak?

Want to make sure it doesn't get lost, or drank early?

We got you covered.

▶️ ko-fi.com/s/6cb080a4c7 ◀️

#BSNM #FurryShop #LGBT #Sticker
Art by @ashbelero.bsky.social

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