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I'll do you a deal, Hollywood creative geniuses: I'll stop watching movies on my phone when you go back to making them so I can actually see and hear what's happening when I watch them on my fucking television.

To be fair to Andrew Cuomo, if any city would vote for a granny-killing rapist, it would be New York. I've never seen a city that makes it a point of pride that people think they're assholes. They've been making films celebrating it since at least the 1970s.

We can laugh at how badly DOGE "failed", but its disruptive activities prevented hundreds of billions of dollars in taxes on the super-wealthy from being collected. Elon Musk killed people to save what to him was pocket change, and he'll do it again.

Voters don't pay big bribes like AIPAC does, so this means nothing.

Kristi Noem shot her puppy because she was too dumb to train it. They gave her job to someone literally dumber than a dog.

Striding with manly purpose into my bank and declaring I need a million dollars to buy five technology.

Tech bros and investors aren't betting on AI actually becoming profitable as they know the technology has already plateaued because of its inherent limitations - they're betting on the government printing money to bail them out after the inevitable crash. AGAIN.

Amazing that they build an AI Jesus and then they're surprised when it says Jesus things and not batshit far right talking points.

Don't know anything about your dad so can't say for sure that he's based, but he's definitely on the way.

It's impressive that this looks to be simultaneously a dreadful remake of a movie that is already dreadful, while also a dreadful remake of The 10th Victim.

I love how their web address still contains the "comment is free" bit, despite their turning off comments years ago not because of the far right trolls posting racism, but because of their own readers fact-checking stories and highlighting op-ed writers' conflicts of interest.

The "this is all Corbyn's fault vote green" crowd have been oddly quiet about Zarah Sultana admitting she was the one who fucked up. Pretty weird given how invested they seemed during the whole "spreading the idea that the left equals chaos" stage.

Stalin, 1943: "The Leningrad troops are out of ammunition? Very well, fetch me a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus and a loudspeaker - I am going to the front lines myself."

I don't know why we decided to start experimenting with humor to stop fascism when bullets have been working just fine.

Mamdani: I denounce calling all Muslims America-haters. This is racism, and we as Muslims must not just refuse to tolerate it anymore, we must never do it to ourselves or each other again.
Also Mamdani: I denounce the America-hating terrorist Hasan Piker.

"Americans are racist, especially towards Muslims"
Wow this came out of nowhere.

Horseshoe theorists are the flat Earthers of political discours-wait, is that a magnet?

"The media and the government are lying to you" is now just a fact of life - and they know we know they're lying, but they do it anyway. Actual psycho behaviour.

British patriots: Kiddy-fiddling foreign invaders are coming here and violently attacking British citizens - don't let them in!
Also British patriots: Let Maccabi Tel Aviv fans into Britain!

Headline says EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF PLATNER WITH RACIST SYMBOLS ADORNING HIS BODY so you click through and it's just pictures of him in his US military uniform.

People don't understand how HARD it is to be a mediocre white guy growing up in America.

Everywhere you go, there's just Nazi tattoos trying to get you. One time, I slipped on some ice and landed on a tattoo artist hidden in the bushes at the end of my driveway with an SS tattoo ready to go.

I automatically block Hasan Dog Abuse truthers. I can forgive them having shit for brains, but not for going all-in on the lamest conspiracy theory I have ever seen.

In Saggart tonight there's a large group of masked men who just want to protect women and children who also happened to be determined to murder a hotel full of women and children

I guess Disney don't want to risk making a bad Star Wars film.

These days they lock you up in prison just for wearing a Star of David necklace while you harrass people on the street despite the metropolitan police repeatedly telling you to stop.

How Israel secretly armed Argentina during the Falklands war Declassified files reveal how Tel Aviv deceived Britain while it supplied Argentina’s anti-Semitic dictatorship with weapons during the 1980s.

I was today years old when I discovered that Israel armed Argentina during the Falklands War and caused the deaths of 70 British sailors because it thought Britain was too close to Arab countries.
www.declassifieduk.org/how-israel-s...

You can tell Jack Black is playing a heavily fictionalised version of himself in the Anaconda reboot, as at no point does he betray any of his lifelong friends in the trailer for a fast buck.

The media when 70,000 racists march to Unite The Kingdom after months of planning: "Overwhelming proof that the population supports far right ideas. Here's 24 hour coverage."
The media when millions march on short notice for No Kings: "Students and online lefties. Not worth talking about, really."