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@paramnesie.bsky.social

Therapeutic shitposting to process current events and ever-new lows.

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Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

18.02.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62637    ๐Ÿ” 15179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1030    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1178
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Let me drop this here real quick before I read the article โœŒ๏ธ

16.02.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pancakes Prince GIF Alt: Pancakes Prince GIF - Prince Waves a plate of pancakes in front on the viewer. Itโ€™s a gif from the Chapelles Show skit about Prince playing basketball against Charly Murphy.

How did I not know this - Prince shredded the second half to perfection and made everyone pancakes after this - all to slap the Jesus out of the Rolling Stone! This is the kind of artistry and pettiness that creates greatness! But this lineup is just legendary! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

16.02.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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patrick star from spongebob says " you took my only food. now i 'm gonna starve " ALT: patrick star from spongebob says " you took my only food. now i 'm gonna starve "

This ^

16.02.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he would need a lot of data for that to accomplish ๐Ÿค” wait a minuteโ€ฆ

16.02.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think our reality is frustratingly more horrible and mediocre at the same time. Compared to political dramas and dystopian movies and how things really unfold I will never be able to take them serious anymore. Garlandโ€™s 'Civil War' was the last movie for me that seemed somehow realistic.

16.02.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
16.02.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The last thing democracy sees before a cult leader โ€œsavesโ€ his country.

16.02.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love Mad Magazine

07.12.2024 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31601    ๐Ÿ” 7020    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 250

War mit Rundfunk-Reform auch gemeint dass Integritรคt und Ethik auch wegreformiert werden?

15.02.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trumpoleon Donaparte.

15.02.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really had to check if itโ€™s real when an insta meme page posted their version. Itโ€™s so incredibly disgusting.

15.02.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JD Vance in an emo get up with eyeliner, microphone, performing in Munich. The Logo reads โ€œVanceโ€™ warped reality tourโ€ - a comment on his speech in Munich during the Security Conference. He sings: โ€žBut if your love can be destroyed with a few thousand dollars and MySpace posts, then it wasn't very strong to begin with.โ€œ

JD Vance in an emo get up with eyeliner, microphone, performing in Munich. The Logo reads โ€œVanceโ€™ warped reality tourโ€ - a comment on his speech in Munich during the Security Conference. He sings: โ€žBut if your love can be destroyed with a few thousand dollars and MySpace posts, then it wasn't very strong to begin with.โ€œ

Cue โ€œCute without 'E' (Cut from the Team)โ€

15.02.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Dungeon Synth Archives Welcome on The Dungeon Synth Archives ! Here you will find uploads of old, rare and new dungeon synth albums. The goal of this channel is to promote Dungeon Synth and related music, so, if you have a...

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My favourite YT channel for dungeon synth :) I love the stuff by Ziggurath. Great to zone out and draw/work ๐Ÿ˜…

09.02.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word perfection written on the screen . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word perfection written on the screen .
08.02.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kein Applaus fรผr scheisse.

07.02.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess what you meant to say was โ€œno face, no caseโ€ ?

06.02.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great, now I picture him jumping over the legal limits, Dukes of Hazard style.

05.02.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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