Conner Stumm

couples that whisper to each other in group settings should be put down

u should be able to start a tab at a coffee shop

update: he doesnt fw me :((((

Getting in an Uber Share so excited to make a new friend

riding the green line makes me want to move out of chicago

@jamesgunn.bsky.social give us a shot 🫶🏻 we could make the funniest elseworlds batman parody movie or write on other projects

and this is the sequel that we did in 2024, a year later @jamesgunn.bsky.social

youtu.be/UlYuPlm7Lrk?...

YouTube video by Christian Pitsch The Batman Show: An Unauthorized Parody

@jamesgunn.bsky.social this is a link to an original batman parody show that i wrote with my roommate

youtu.be/U6M8mhhlu2U?...

@jamesgunn.bsky.social please let me audition for batman

just watched queens gambit at 3x speed and understood everything

memoir of a snail is an amazing movie

Bro the year just said, “let me drop something new for y’all”

Gonna massively disappoint some people this year

new year, much more toxic me

shittt im late on the new year drop

ATLEAST IS A WORD. STOP CORRECTING ME

changing my sag aftra name to jimmy carter now

He was a bardtender

No literally to celebrate one of my neighbors is shooting our barn!

Casually hearing gunshots during my ✨🎄 Tennessee Christmas ✨🎄

merry christmas to all the ugly people, i hope yall figure that shit out

christmas is set to do numbers tomorrow

my dad’s power rankings (based off the albums ive played for him in the car)

1. Chappell
2. Billie
3. SZA
4. Sabrina
5. Charli XCX
6. Tyler the Creator

I dont even listen to albums front to back anymore, so this has been a joy. We’re on Chromakopia and he’s asked to change it twice.

i played my dad billie eilish’s “hit me hard and soft” and his fav songs were “lunch”, “birds of a feather”, and “l’amour de ma vie”

I played all of SZA’s Deluxe SOS and my dad and his new power ranking is:

1. Chappell
2. SZA
3. Sabrina

He fell asleep part way through (long drive, 2hrs no stops of SZA) but especially on the original tracks of SOS he was vibing heavy

my dad’s current pop standings

1. chappell
2. sabrina
3. charli

after listening to all of chappell’s album, my dad’s fav song is “femininomenon” and second fav is “pink pony club”

One song in my dad is loving Chappell

Just finished playing all of “short n sweet” for my dad

Fav song: Good Graces
Least fav: Dumb & Poetic

He likes her voice, but doesn’t like when shes 2 similar to Taylor

Pls Pls Pls was “fine” but he says Sabrina saying mfer is like a “shoot em up Christmas movie”

His pop education continues..

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