Matteo

literally the go woke or go broke coalition

tbh a white guy being so into a colonized culture should’ve been our first 🚩

The more I read about the weird esoteric cult roots of Silicon Valley tech culture, the more I suspect the progressive trapping were operationalized lessons from Bay Area cults.

Bind people to the job with shared values, then separate them from family and support groups through overwork.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bulldozer.

What type of dinosaur regularly quotes Plato and Descartes?
A philosoraptor

The post in question

BREAKING: Hayley Williams teases conversion to Roman Catholic Church by posting Instagram photo emblazoned with the Cross of St Peter

deeply missing the joyful chaos of ye olde twitter when a gay just needs to queen out over hayley williams

nature is healing

It’s always a good day to cancel The NY Times.

alright, who snitched between netflix or disney? 🙃

Bitch, I am from Chicago

new pope rn:

thots n prayers for north brampton and new west 🙏

karina gould’s brother thirstrapping online to campaign for her heals my soul

Everyday is April fools when you're attracted to men

I put on a video on how weird the 2011 election was while cooking and then cried when they read the ending of jack layton’s letter

wondering if one of the reasons the US west feels less culturally different to canada than the east is the development patterns — large swathes of remote nature with pockets of development

Chappell Roan’s The Giver, a song literally about lesbian topping she did as a country anthem cause she thought it was funny, used for Hockey Night in Canada’s opening tonight & it’s even funnier

Canada election live: Canadian PM Mark Carney calls snap election Carney has asked the governor general to dissolve Parliament, launching an election campaign amid a trade war with the US.

The election has just been called for April 28.

If you are a Canadian living outside the country, get your mail-in ballot here ASAP:

travel.gc.ca/travelling/l...

feels like at some point she over corrected. she still seemed quite glowing in her eulogizing of trudeau’s terms?

idk, not her best work today either way.

smells like a grayscale gdp graph

The "You are now entering Free Derry" mural in Belfast, but with the word "Delivery" poorly edited over "Derry" to read "Free Delivery"

Twitter user James Felton replies to the Amazon Help tweet with a photo of Gerry Adams saying "Just logging on for my first day on the Amazon help desk"

Twitter user Philly Byrne replies to Amazon Help with "Come out ye package fans"

Of course Irish Twitter had a time with it. Aside from these someone else referred to "the Black Friday Agreement".

Trump needs to stop these tariffs for the sole reason that people are starting to believe that Doug Ford is a good leader, and I cannot have that

Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’ A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, the thinker welcomes EL PAÍS in California after being voted one of the most influential minds in the world

Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"

It is an incredible example of how Republicans have set a whole national agenda on trans rights from basically nothing. 15 years ago, it was on very few peoples’ radar. 10 years ago, a bathroom ban was seen as worthy of a national boycott. Today, the Dem governor of CA is on their side.

Trump has ended American democracy, but I also saw one of my daughter's friends wearing a Che t-shirt in a TikTok video. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Gavin Newsom said his 13 year old was being influenced by far right podcasters… so Newsom created his own podcast to have them on and be friends with them. Incredible example being set. We are so cooked

americans will drive across the country to walk around an artificial disney town (outside the park!) because they’ve destroyed their own communities through catering to cars and wealthy suburbs