gorgui porgui

He’s Soda Popinski-toned

Bummer

Oh wait he actually shit himself lmfao

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

For Liam.

she was ready to punch that man square in his jaw

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association

Singing

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

😂🍻

Oh no wtf, I had no idea that’s what that was, goddammit. The bartenders cheat on Pulltabs there anyways, good riddance! The Minnesotan can fuck off

When the kids show up to the bar w tamales and candy, the answer is yes. Especially now.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

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ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.

Which Ace? This one is most likely independently owned so it’d be nice to know who I love the most

A second (hard to hear) conversation in Spanish goes on between one of the ICE agents and the person they are trying to arrest. The ICE agent basically tells her that they keep families together during proceedings and she responds, "No. Those are lies. You separate families" again and again.

Finding childcare was already a challenge for Minnesota families. Republicans and their MAGA tactics are making it much harder and putting little kids in harms way.

It’s sickening.

It always lists my friends that are using it, and I’m thinking no the fuck they’re not

I love when suburban restaurants haven’t blocked Benny the Butcher and Schoolboy Q on TouchTunes

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

He appears to have attached doll hands to his arms

This guy has done ride alongs with ice in other cities and he has been tipped off in advance when the government is going to escalate

We don’t know what’s coming but if you see him recording you should cover your face, BLAST PRINCE (or any Copywrite music), and do not answer questions

You can drop lithium batteries at Home Depot

Susan is a certified badass

Collagen sits on a throne of lies Or, how the supplement industry took meat garbage and turned it into a 9-billion-dollar business.

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I managed to boycott Black Friday, but only because I got drunk and fell asleep