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“Awwww, he’s so cute. He thinks he’s people." Proud to be the only gold ENNIE award winning, Cthulhu worshipping, dice throwing, mini painting, armoured idiot in Ipswich. find out more at kirkd.co.uk

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Thank you. I have done loads of Gaslands cars and each of them has been fun to create.

10.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've always said I have the body of a top athlete. She died in 1984.

10.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh totally. I'm sure there has been the equivalent of drunkenly taking shots at targets since missle weapons were invented.

10.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BLUNT... FFS.

10.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having been shot at by (blut) arrows many times, armour is designed to deflect the incoming missile so it seems a bit random to shoot the insides. You'd want to practice shooting a specific target in a realistic manner.

10.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

When getting shot at, a good cower solves everything.

10.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Theres a perfectly good wall to cower behind as well.

10.02.2026 11:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Straight in the old viewport...

10.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tod's Workshop Tod's Workshop makes very accurate copies of medieval weapons, film props for shows like The Witcher and we shoot lots of longbows and crossbows – There is no bull, just straight talking, entertaining...

Who knows. I can't help thinking there may have been better things to target practice against but then it would be a good sized, and realistic, target. Check the arrows v's armour videos for some interesting tests.

www.youtube.com/@tods_worksh...

10.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Milanesse armour was spot on work as well. From everything I've heard in the reenactment circles, it was what everyone wanted because it was both stylish and top quality. If it had been the other way round, they probably would have still been kebab mess.

10.02.2026 10:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I dunno, its a fairly good assumption someone was in there at the time. Theres some great videos on YouTube by Todd Cutler doing arrows against armour and they make some good points (badoom-tish) about the damage to armour. Crossbow bolts would be nastier going through the face and into the helmet.

10.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She'd eat him alive.

10.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I didn’t post the finished Gaslands cars. I got them added to the garage at the weekend.

#gaslands #cars #tabletop

10.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 26    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I'd love a TOS episode with Londo and Kirk trying to outwit each other. It would end up with McCoy getting smashed with Londo on Saurian Brandy while Spock and Vir just stare at them in horror.

10.02.2026 08:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
black and white photo - iron helmet pierced by three crossbow bolts.

black and white photo - iron helmet pierced by three crossbow bolts.

illustration of the helmet as worn by its owner, showing position of the bolts piercing from the top and rear and exiting through eyes, nose and mouth.

illustration of the helmet as worn by its owner, showing position of the bolts piercing from the top and rear and exiting through eyes, nose and mouth.

This helmet (servillier) of the 1 5th century, with three holes from crossbow bolts. was found in a fortified breach of the inner wall of the Italian city of Padua. The nature of the holes shows us the tragic fate of the defender of a medieval fortress.
The helmet was manufactured in Milan's arms workshop Missaglia (Missaqlia) which is what the brand says. The helmet is pierced with three crossbow bolts. All trassological characteristics indicate that trace-forming obiects are crossbow bolts. Direction of flight of bolts - front and bottom. Most likely, by the helmet, that is by its owner, the defender of the fortress standing on the wall, the attackers fired from the crossbars below. Originally, there were no bolts in the helmet. During the restoration of the
helmets, they were placed on display by a celebrated gunman and curator (curator of weapons and armour at the Bashford Dean Metropolitan Museum of Art.

This helmet (servillier) of the 1 5th century, with three holes from crossbow bolts. was found in a fortified breach of the inner wall of the Italian city of Padua. The nature of the holes shows us the tragic fate of the defender of a medieval fortress. The helmet was manufactured in Milan's arms workshop Missaglia (Missaqlia) which is what the brand says. The helmet is pierced with three crossbow bolts. All trassological characteristics indicate that trace-forming obiects are crossbow bolts. Direction of flight of bolts - front and bottom. Most likely, by the helmet, that is by its owner, the defender of the fortress standing on the wall, the attackers fired from the crossbars below. Originally, there were no bolts in the helmet. During the restoration of the helmets, they were placed on display by a celebrated gunman and curator (curator of weapons and armour at the Bashford Dean Metropolitan Museum of Art.

that'd leave a mark

10.02.2026 07:28 — 👍 102    🔁 18    💬 14    📌 3

As I always say at training, make sure your face is protected.

10.02.2026 07:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What my Call of Cthulhu game is like in my head vs how it actually plays out.

09.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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My Innsmouth video has how many views?

Nice!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJJO...

09.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now baked. Will finish his hands off and then get some paint down.

#sculpting #cthulhu

08.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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Mike Pondsmith Michael Alyn Pondsmith (born April 14, 1954[citation needed]) is an American roleplaying, board and video game designer. He is the founder of R. Talsorian Games and the creator of the acclaimed Cyberp...

So it's Black History Month and that means I think it's a good time to get familiar with Mike Pondsmith, if you're not already.

When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world.

Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him.

cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...

05.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 2328    🔁 1163    💬 39    📌 44

Eeeeeewwwwww

07.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t often make second versions but for “reasons” I’m making a new Padthulhu based on @evandorkin.bsky.social cover from an issue of the Blasphemous Tome by @goodfriendsofje.bsky.social a couple of years ago. Still in WIP stage but I made a good start on it today.

#cthulhu #sculpture #art

07.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 3

This scene in notable for me for something that... Makes me sound like a crazy person, but I'm going to pass it along and let you decide.

My authorized League of Extraordinary Gentlemen sculpture, and down toward the bottom, a bit about Mina's wardrobe in this scene:

jfsculpts.com/tag/league-o...

06.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Pope leg is a serious condition.

06.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have to keep the lower half preserved more. Can’t have a mouldy pope.

06.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Coward. Get yourself embalmed and then driven round in a popemobile.

06.02.2026 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I vant to drink your blood. Blah blah blah.

The cracking Gary Morley Dracula from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social

06.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 53    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn't wish that on them. The ringworm I mean. Imagine being stuck on the skin of one of those parasites.

04.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we at least get a Ringworld?

04.02.2026 11:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, playing Cyberpunk on a Steamdeck feels quite on point.

04.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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