if I'm ever rich I'm gonna have a kitchen with doors so that you can cook stuff without every tom, dick, harry coming up to bother you
14.02.2026 01:38 โ ๐ 70 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1@heaposheep.bsky.social
5 minute spay, 5 minute slay
if I'm ever rich I'm gonna have a kitchen with doors so that you can cook stuff without every tom, dick, harry coming up to bother you
14.02.2026 01:38 โ ๐ 70 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. โMonkey Stronger Together.โ
13.02.2026 17:22 โ ๐ 20289 ๐ 5003 ๐ฌ 91 ๐ 63A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
10.02.2026 15:55 โ ๐ 8218 ๐ 1586 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 33Right? Someone had an ambitious vision when making these. They're even better looking in person, the camera can't capture the magic fully.
08.02.2026 02:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
05.02.2026 22:10 โ ๐ 2559 ๐ 389 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 39Sometimes it really is the simple and obvious answer! Glad you're doing better
06.02.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Silly long haired white bad black cat straddling a chair cushion with her bum sliding into the recesses behind. She does a big yawn at the camera. The chair is plush and dusty pink colored.
Same beautiful cat as the first photo rests on top of the cushion of the same chair looking content. A woman in a thick sweatshirt rests near her, leaning her head in for a photo, smiling
Same beautiful cat being silly again rolling around on the gray carpet doing. Another big yawn.
Same beautiful cat loafed at the top of the stairs backlit by the sun so she looks like a beautiful ethereal angel sent from heaven above
Rorschach really loves our home. It feels stupid that it was even a worry or consideration when we were looking to buy but I'm so relieved she instantly was comfortable and loves being here. She already has favorite spots and loves going out in her leash.
05.02.2026 23:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Photo of a cute, petite rooster partly wrapped in a towel looking at the camera being normal with a deranged woman just behind him preparing to take a large bite out of him because he's so cute.
This little stray Japanese Bantam rooster was so sweet and friendly I had to pose for a photo with him. I feel like roosters get a bad rap in general (some are assholes but most I've interacted with are totally fine) but this little guy was extra nice and curious about me.
05.02.2026 23:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Close up of dirty stained glass lampshade. Some of the glass pieces are textured/wavy. It is caked with thick dirt and grease. The colors are powder pink, lime and Kelly green, and sea glass blue. The art depicts pink flowers with a background of water or sky, unclear, and leaves or grass. The panels radiate out and curve around. The craftsmanship isn't the best, the welding between the pieces is uneven in thickness, but the vision is cool and it's very cute.
Close up of the same lamp cleaned
Single cleaned lamp lit
The pair of lamps lit sitting on a table by the window. It's sunny out
A pair of vintage stained glass lamps I found. They were really dirty and I had to meticulously clean each piece of glass and weld by hand using a q tip. I'm really happy with the result. We have a stained glass guy in town so I'm hoping to have him fix the broken pieces in the future.
05.02.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Project walnut I finished and mounted on the wall...
... To mount my vintage Japanese ceramic with ponytail palm on. The ceramic features two birds and a blooming flower and is shaped to look like a tree so I thought it would pair well with the walnut project board. I left the live edges on the project board to match the look of the ceramic.
Dumpster dive giant mirror that used to be mounted to a dress. The wooden frame is stained a walnut finish.
Added mounting hardware and turned it into a hanging mirror above the fireplace. The mantle features some plants, more vintage ceramic pieces, a deer skull I found in the woods years ago.
Rorschach is sick again which makes me want to die so I'm going to share some things that make me happy, mostly house projects I've completed
05.02.2026 23:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
04.02.2026 20:59 โ ๐ 17747 ๐ 5365 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 361I probably should have just guessed I was anemic after donating blood and that's why I felt shitty rather than wasting everyone's time at the doctor. Every time I interface with the human healthcare system I'm more and more convinced it's a mistake to ever show up unless you're actively dying.
05.02.2026 03:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Chicago Unity ride against ICE & in remembrance of Alex Pretti. Thanks to @babski.bsky.social & @bikegridnow.org for making it happen. Chicago strong ๐ช
31.01.2026 23:43 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Goodโs, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. Itโs a warm 17ยฐ & sunny!
Iโve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. โก๏ธโ๐ฝโก๏ธ๐ฒโก๏ธโ๐ฝโก๏ธ #RIPPretti
Just moments ago the parkway was TAKEN OVER by winter cyclists. At first I thought hundreds, but they just kept coming. Thousands and thousands! I almost cried. Iโm so dang proud of MN right now.
31.01.2026 21:20 โ ๐ 872 ๐ 201 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 12Mine from today. I have no idea how many were attendance, but thank you everyone who did. I cried hard on the ride back home, that was so needed.
31.01.2026 22:00 โ ๐ 220 ๐ 42 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 5Every celebrity connected to Epstein: โI was there for the big brain conferencesโ
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: โWill young girls be there?โ
Epstein: โtheir all coming to my ilandโ
Cleaning out my Google drive and I definitely peaked in college with this paper I wrote entitled "A Womb of One's Own" about reproductive self-determination in post-apocalyptic literature.
29.01.2026 05:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Our shelter has been on alert the past year with any cases of myiasis that come through the door. No screwworm so far. Who knows what the response will be when it does happen, though.
29.01.2026 03:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The reason why cyclists and pedestrians push back against these types of campaigns is not because we think visibility is bad (I wear hig-viz!), but because it's victim blaming that diverts attention from the real issues: dangerous drivers and poor infrastructure
27.01.2026 11:23 โ ๐ 696 ๐ 180 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 19(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
26.01.2026 02:11 โ ๐ 545 ๐ 97 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
25.01.2026 16:31 โ ๐ 7680 ๐ 1668 ๐ฌ 57 ๐ 96BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
25.01.2026 02:32 โ ๐ 10223 ๐ 2835 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 82There's a prison revolt at a concentration camp in Texas in solidarity with Minneapolis:
24.01.2026 23:04 โ ๐ 8197 ๐ 3625 ๐ฌ 55 ๐ 175Imagine whatโs happening in the camps.
24.01.2026 23:29 โ ๐ 26058 ๐ 6876 ๐ฌ 321 ๐ 134โ.. He cared about people deeply ..,โ said Michael Pretti, Alexโs father. โHe thought it was terrible, you know, kidnapping children, just grabbing people off the street. He cared about those people, and he knew it was wrong ..โ
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/national/202...
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
24.01.2026 22:28 โ ๐ 6129 ๐ 1047 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 16Genuinely the only thing keeping me goingโbut it really is keeping me goingโis how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end.
I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.