Doug Simpson

YouTube video by The Cheat A Bug's Life (1998) - The Ant Revolution

Posting this inspirational scene for no particular reason.

Did I mention that I ❤️ Chicago?
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

YouTube video by The Guardian North Korea's Slow Motion Military - North Korea parade in Slow Motion

Here’s an idea: This Saturday, those of us who are unable to attend protests should fill our social media feeds with clips of military parades from other countries. So we can compare theirs to ours. For example : youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc

“How’s life Norm?

“Well, the plot’s good but the ending sucks.”

RIP George Wendt

Yes! They’re Trump voters! His greatest skill is in duping the gullible.

So mister Art of the Deal, with the vast resources of the United States government at his bidding, was unable to negotiate the return of a single innocent man from the mighty El Salvador? Is that what we’re supposed to believe now?

It is morbidly fascinating to witness people abandon core constitutional principles, yet somehow still consider themselves patriots.

Just going through the Bill of Rights, they seem willing to jettison Amendments 1, 4, 5, 6 and 8. All in service of one man who doesn’t give a shit about them.

Guys, have any of you heard of this old-fashioned term?

Do people understand what a colossal asshole you have to be to get these three countries to work together on anything?

For those keeping score, that’s zero drag queens, one priest and twelve Baptist and/or evangelicals.

And how many were drag queens?

Don’t try to make sense of it. We are ruled by the dumbest of us.

Top FDA vaccine official resigns, citing RFK Jr’s “misinformation and lies.”

A reminder to those who say the Signal story is no big deal.

I like the idea because it would increase state revenue which could be used to build low-income housing, but more importantly it would discourage the investors who are currently driving up house prices to levels that no first-time buyers can reach.

And if an investment firm owns 100 homes? I think they would be pretty eager to sell them.

Here’s a proposal -

A property tax multiplier, which multiplies one’s property tax by the amount of homes you own.

So if you one one home your property taxes are unchanged. But if you own two homes your property tax is doubled for both homes, if you own three it’s tripled for all three, etc.

Seniors - “Eh, no biggie. We’ll just eat next month.”

At the very least, can someone PLEASE tell Chuck Schumer to sit up straight and take off the reading glasses when he’s on camera?

And before anyone chimes in about our dark past, “Except for slavery, Native American genocide, denial of civil rights until recently and Japanese internment we at least tried to be the good guys” doesn’t really fit on a hat or bumper sticker.

We used to be the good guys.

Make America good again.

Current mood

But language policing is such a winner for libs! Who doesn’t love a joyless scold?

Critics Shake Off Jesse Watters' Absolutely Absurd Take On Tim Walz's 'Masculinity' The Fox News host said this move told him "everything" about Kamala Harris' running mate.

Jesse Watters’ masculinity is so fragile it can be shattered by using a single straw. www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-...

Trump voters - Check your 401Ks and compare them to where they were at the end of January.

How many eggs could you buy with what you've lost?

Cartoon by patbyrnes.bsky.social.

YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise Also, It Has Been Brought To My Attention... (The Simpsons)

What 2025 feels like

3 time Trump voter, now fired -“Nobody that I’ve talked to understood the devastation that having this administration would do to our lives.” www.instagram.com/reel/DG7U6AR...