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Kevin McElligott

@kevmce.bsky.social

Trying not to make early Simpsons quotes my entire personality - and usually failing.

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Only the Democrats would win a slate of bellwether elections, win the shutdown messaging war, have Trump on his heels, and cave in exchange for jack shit.

10.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally gave in and started taking propranolol this summer - and yeah, it rocks. I’m not staring aimlessly at the ceiling waiting to fall asleep for an hour any more.

27.09.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It brings me no pleasure to report that pointless bullshit like the jeans ad is why Democrats lose elections.

01.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Done - FB17990044

12.06.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, who the heck do we talk to about getting iOS to properly recognize the new USPS 2FA texts? @rmondello.com

10.06.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I have to do it now, or can I take several months to train first?

03.04.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully they don’t grill him too badly at the pearly gates.

22.03.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes it is, and yes you absolutely should.

18.03.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who or what is Santos L. Halper?

15.03.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hizzoner’s security detail is really falling down on the job there.

09.03.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Treasury Secretary Bessent says the American dream is not about 'access to cheap goods' Bessent on Thursday offered a full-throated defense of the White House's position on tariffs.

This dude fundamentally misunderstands what many people believe the American Dream to be, and I feel like they’ll learn that soon enough: www.cnbc.com/2025/03/06/t...

06.03.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi have encountered exactly three or four land acknowledgments in like ten years”

You’ve clearly never lived on the west coast.

06.03.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Preclearance in the UK would be phenomenal.

04.02.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out there are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Americans voting against their own interests.

01.02.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the hopper hold a full 12 oz bag?

01.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness, this problem would be alleviated at least slightly if they didn’t change the damn store layout every time we step foot in there.

31.01.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because those people specialize in performative nonsense that doesn’t actually accomplish anything.

26.01.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Simpsons β€œPolice…Cops…Police Cops” meme

The Simpsons β€œPolice…Cops…Police Cops” meme

23.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I finally learned what that lyric was.

21.01.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1461

20.01.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Family Guy Peter Griffin β€œI did good, Meg?” GIF

Family Guy Peter Griffin β€œI did good, Meg?” GIF

Me in my annual reviews be like

15.01.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

11.01.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll disagree in the sense that this year feels like the early 2000s again in terms of overall accessibility, and that’s…not great. In recent years I’ve probably seen 75% of likely nominees by now. This year it’s…maybe 25%? The release schedules are needlessly obtuse this year.

07.01.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Media pundits: spend the entire year whining about how pointless the Golden Globes are because the HFPA is so corrupt.

Also media pundits: live-skeeting the Golden Globes.

06.01.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew buying the DVDs all those years ago was the move. Really need to set up a NAS one of these days.

05.01.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Religious Leaders Experiment with A.I. in Sermons (Gift Article) Modern religious leaders are experimenting with A.I. just as earlier generations examined radio, television and the internet.

Crazy to think that Jesus died on the cross just 25 years ago.

05.01.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the fourth year they’ve screwed me over in my survivor pool in the latter half of the season…can confirm.

05.01.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The article literally says that they escort you to a private section of the street for a ball drop view.

31.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And still $$$$, I presume? 😬

29.12.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How’s it been going so far? I’m thinking about it to correct my bite that’s reverted somewhat after my teenage braces years.

29.12.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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