QOFE

God tier use of butter

15 years!

Feeling it too. Like sliding into hell, unable to even get a tiny handhold as we fall, let alone stop it. Horrible

'A table' - my favourite thing in the world. Spent entire childhood eating off a tray (even at Xmas) so having a permanent eating surface is ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We've moved to using Dunelm storage cubes - cheap and low for balancing a puzzle board in the lounge as it was taking up too much space on table. Can stash board under sofa when not puzzling. Catproof - except when she sits on the puzzle 🤣 Also this? www.jigsawexplorer.com

They do take up much more space than a cat, it is true

Jigsaws worked in this house

Text saying ‘SpaceX later confirmed the upper stage had undergone “rapid unscheduled disassembly”

🤣🚀🧨🎇

Also, this is how I made the discovery 🤣

How the heck had I never heard of ACHOO Syndrome 🤧 until today? It’s so remarkable and prevalent that both Aristotle and Bacon spent time contemplating its cause 🤯 (Also, EXTREMELY forced acronym)

You’ll be alright. It’s turning to slush as we speak 😭

Can I introduce you to the wonder of a personal pillow selection? A sheep one, a latex one (yes really), a bamboo memory foam and a hotel microfibre &/or classic down. Pillow cocktails to suit all moods/weathers!!!

I loved Oaxaca when I lived in Mexico in the early 90s but I should imagine it’s a lot bougier now!!! Such a pretty town

I would recommend going to bed and holding onto that Mexican glow for just a wee while longer…

All hail the solar return! 🤣🤣🤣

An American-owned company I worked for tried to foist this on us in the early noughties. Not only is it evil but so very basic and condescending. Can’t believe it’s still in circulation tbh. Utter shite.

Related: season 7, episode 2 of Columbo features a 1978 amount of French Californian fine dining aspic. And Falk does a bit in Italian. 👩‍🍳💋

They are so good

Love to post IWD comments on LinkedIn that ensure nobody will ever employ me again 🤣

Signs you’ve been in Asia too long: make a white wine and crème fraiche sauce and think ‘ooh, that needs some brown sugar for balance’ 🤣

I’m TeamAnnoyinglyEarlyToThe Airport yet again. Could have gone the the kitsch palace this morning after all. Oh well, I have Sylvia Plath to keep me company.