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You want me to kiss you where? Beneath the milky twilight? Let's just stay friends.

If you want to angrily and incredulously shout "WHAT?!?" multiple times, listen to this podcast.

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GOOD NEWS BEN!

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."

#NewYearsEve

I said to a friend of mine during a lunch break "I decided to try these deep fried chick pea things."
"Falafel?"
"No, I feel pretty good about it."

If two women can cook a delicious sauce out of only flour, butter and milk, then it passes the bechemel test.

Reuse your Grover Cleveland non-consecutive presidency jokes here

Meth? In this economy?

You might say "it's just an icy hill, what's the harm?" But what's next? Gonna pour some baby oil down there? Vaseline? Where does it end?

@briancronin.bsky.social this is insane, can you look into it?!

The prophecy has been fulfilled

I'd recommend the starter set adventure ("lost mines of phandelver") which was expanded into a full book "phandelver and below". Or the essentials kit adventures (starting with "dragon of icespire peak"). Out of the two books I'd go with Xanathar's guide, but either is great and both are optional.

Do you think Moby refers to his dick as "the great white whale"?

Are my players able to adventure in any direction or is it just West?

*pun, FFS

Hell to pay? In Dis economy?

I just want you to know, as someone who loves an obscure laboured niche pub, that dis really made my day.

If this was the 13th century, monks would describe the weather during that speech as "An ill omen".

I always wondered the origin of my deviance.

60,000 bees is my favourite Stereophonics song

Writer: They're mutant teenage turtles doing ninja in a sewer with a giant rat

Exec: Can we make it appealing for kids?

Writer: They're named after renaissance artists

They're gaslighting you; Kate Middleton never existed.

Suprise suprise!

"Did you make this bread with wheat flower?"
"It's spelt flour."

The thing about Alpha males is that you can see right through them.

ME: That was the best make up sex I've ever had.
STAFF AT THE COSMETICS COUNTER: We've called the police.

Yup, but people use it generically and it's an insane choice.