The doom is so sparkling I think my neck has forgotten bow to relax.

pope needs to declare communion is now a chicago handshake

Deep dish is the body of christ and malort is his blood
(old style is just to stay hydrated)

i’d convert. spend my sunday morning drinking chicago handshakes and eating deep dish. lets do this. praise jesus and pass the parmesan

it’s only a war plan if it comes from
the war plan section of the pentagon… otherwise its just sparkling aggression

Tech broligarchs failed to follow the basic rule…. never get high on your own supply. and now it’s everyone’s problem.

Chuck Schumer would have helped load the trains.

MAGA is big mad that some entitled chick was kicked out of a bar.

These same people were screeching that a baker didn’t have to bake a cake for a gay couple.

🙄

Donald Trump says black with a hard K and DEI with a hard R.

vegetables aren’t real. they’re just culinary vibes

Man why can’t we get the good fascist despots. Where is Dr. Doom with the universal healthcare and order.

We got a fascist oligarchy from temu and god is it stupid.

Tyranny of the proudly stupid.

I rarely watch football but I usually catch the superbowl.

Hands down the best halftime show ever.

Master class in subversive art. No notes. So good.

beat Dragon Age: Veilguard and 100% achievements. and yeah. the game sure did end… I guess. Immediately uninstalled it. I regret it exists.

Nothing turns a liberal into a fascist faster than a paper straw

DragonAge: Veilguard is truly some of the most inept video game writing I have suffered through

DragonAge: Veilguard is terrible writing … and gameplay… and level design. but out of a nostalgia to the first three..I’ll still beat it. But god this writing is bad

the thing is this is the most obvious shit imaginable if you're not jesse singal, the racist wizard book lady, most of the british press and nyt editors

Fuck the police.

After an entire day of being subjected to talks about the cloud all I can say is…. the cloud is good. the cloud is great. we surrender our will as of this date.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.