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i wish there was a better way to bet against companies than shorting them. cuz i dont have a timeline for anything, but if i could buy anti-stock in target, i would

Target's new CEO says retailer lost trust with shoppers and staff, Bloomberg News reports Target Corp's new chief executive officer, Michael Fiddelke, told staff the big-box retailer has lost trust with shoppers and staff and pledged to rebuild that connection, Bloomberg News reported on W...

Fascinating how Fiddelke talks about not being clear about who they are as a company, and how they're prioritizing growth, as though the problem was Cornell not prioritizing growth enough, or that who they are as a company wasn't made crystal clear in 2025

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my cat, who does not believe in Great Man theory: structural forces have caused more food to appear in my bowl

i cant imagine being so proud of killing brown people in a foreign country that id put stickers about it on my car

yeah they’re just grabbing random people at bus stops there is absolutely no attempt to even give the pretense that this is about immigration anymore. it is absolutely just a military occupation

"Let me make this CLEAR. Our police officers will NOT protect you from being black bagged by the goon squad. But they WILL beat the shit out of you if you protest too loud."

motherfuckers will say "oh thank you for bringing it up" after they send you to voice mail twice and make coming up the only option

Tech wants to hold two things true: that chatbots are sentient and they are not accountable for them. The opposite should be true. Chatbots are word predicting machines and they should be accountable for them.

reposting because ive currently been on hold for an hour and a half and counting

A two panel Sinners meme. The top is a jovial looking Black man with his arms outstretched. He is secretly a vampire. It says 2026 The lower panel is another Black man, a Smokestack twin, looking suspiciously at the jovial man. "Me."

traits "desirable" to whom? answer quickly

if i have to wait on hold for more than half an hour, you should not legally be allowed to say "we're sorry to keep you waiting", "your call is very important to us", or "we will be with you shortly"

Minnesota State Troopers Use Your Turn Signals Challenge: failed miserably

if you have LED headlights you are an active danger to everyone else on the road and you should be ashamed

a second naked nord has hit the morrowind playthrough

Swapping to Linux is basically transing your computer like you go from stock standard OS to anything you could think of that matches who you are but you have to go on forums to figure out who you are and what upkeep you need & treatment your config needs is different than what the doctor tells you

don't order pizza if you're not going to be fucking home this should not be rocket science

customers love to say "will you come to the 15th floor i will tip you $2"

four cards to get to know me.

this probably says something about me

getting high and age regressing, call that Penjamin Button

the paradox of lactose intolerance

customers love to say "will you come to the 15th floor i will tip you $2"

a photo out the rear window of a car that is blurry due to glare from the car behind it's headlights. the text over it reads "sick high beams bro do you want to see an unregistered firearm"

if you want me to come up to the 26th floor, $5 is not a good tip

just because you didnt see the "no right on red" sign, doesnt mean you have to get pissy about it

dont pass someone stopped for pedestrians on the left so you can loop around them to make a right turn, what the fuck is wrong with you??

if your pizza driver calls, even if you know its your pizza driver, you still have to pick up the goddamn phone and acknowledge it so *we* know you know

im grumpy today so im dealing with customers by posting through it. this will be a thread

growing up with liberal parents is just realizing more and more how much you hate bill clinton

abandon poetics, you aren't allowed to be depressed any more