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Apparently my new thing is "remembering some cars" guy.

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Simplest would be two competitors, each rolls a ball toward the wall (or a cone) closest wins. You can have a bracket or head to head.

More complicated is bounce passes into a trash can. Both through at the same time. First to 5 wins.

16.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump admin argument that masks "are for officer safety reasons" is actually an admission Tom Homan highlights how secrecy aims to block accountability, the immoral lawlessness at the core of the Trump administration. And, for paid subscribers: Closing my tabs.

Yeah, this went quickly from happening to me seeing it to β€œI should write about this” to me being unable to do anything else until I got this out.

Here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/tom-homan-...

16.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

That's why they're doing this shit in the 9th. Only the 11th and the 5th would be worse at this.

15.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son's first word was "car" pronounced "cah" but only directed towards buses, trucks, or other commercial vehicles.

Before work we would stand looking down at a busy road in Brooklyn while the "cahs" went by.

13.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow, for the first time in 20 years I was listening to Catch 22 again last month.

I must be psychic .

13.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's insane is that funding for museums has essentially ended, with the sole exception of Mellon.

It's the opposite of a monopoly, it's the most wide open field in America. Almost anyone can get in the business of giving away money in the humanities.

13.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a self-proclaimed expert on "men's fashion" there are plenty of pants without belt loops since you'd need to have the button seen in for braces anyways.

13.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, he's wearing pants that have belt loops but no belt.

Also also, that's not rakishly sitting on a couch, that's just slouching.

12.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I had a 1950s vintage set and even with all the tools couldn't even get one of the cartridges out.

Good luck.

12.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's definitely Dr. Wilson, buy I agree that Young hoe Koo is the most satisfying answer.

Was noticing a lot of people seem to have inserted themselves into the notable alumni section.

12.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Sean Leonard, who may have moved back to New Jersey after House ended.

Honorable mention to Andy Daly and Willie Geist (more niche).

12.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ditto.

12.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the perfect shirt if you want to dress up but still wear shorts.

Also, the only thing latino about me is my last name and that's a mere spelling quirk. (It's very german)

11.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

10.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5962    πŸ” 2753    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 55

My wife and daughter hate pickles so much it is my job to remove said pickle from their plate (if served at a restaurant) and also avoid any liquid contamination of remaining food.

Both enjoy a quick pickled red onion.

10.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When my daughter was 3 she was playing in the front yard. An older lady stopped her car, called the cops and refused to get out even when my wife went into the front yard.

The rise of CPS means that it is negligence to leave your kid alone at home (depending on age and state).

10.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See e.g.

bsky.app/profile/denn...

10.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's plenty of terrible food in the US. But Smack Barm pea wet is the name of an actual British food...

Don't take it personal, it's a joke and since it doesn't affect you in any negative way just have a laugh.

09.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ford Taurus with the truck rack... (Chef's kiss)

09.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still being used as taxis in Italy into the 2000s.

09.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buddy drove a white mid 90s civil hatchback in white we nicknamed the Roller skate (affectionately).

09.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Canadian uncle had one in purple, which was a SUPER popular color/car combo in Canada, especially in Quebec.

Pop-up headlights.

09.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honorable mention to my buddy's maroon Buick Roadmaster wagon. An absolute boat (complimentary)

09.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
1992 Cutlass Supreme in white.

1992 Cutlass Supreme in white.

It's giving the right vibes, but in my mind it's the 92 Cutlass Supreme my old cross-country coach drove.

09.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Car went beast mode in snow.

Also first car I got pulled over in for doing 52 in a 25.

09.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir, I learned to drive in a 1994 Eagle Vision.

Transmission was replaced 3 times within 130,000 miles. But if you kept your fog lights off people would think you rolled up behind them in a cop car (crown Vic interceptor) especially with a ski rack on top.

09.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For sedans, I'd go for the Camry. Had more of the distinct 90s styling.

09.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That eclipse looks waaaaay too clean.

Perhaps the proto Altima in that it was best to leave the car and it's drivers be.....

09.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old scoutmaster had one of these we nicknamed the hummer cause he thought it could go anywhere.

09.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Counterpoint

09.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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